When your missus decides to over shave your neck and your beard overtime conjoins with your hairline at the back of your head!!
by The crafty cutie March 24, 2019
Get the 360 beard mug.A man or manchild(usually a millennial) that has a beard but most likely gets it trimmed weekly. This man gets offended very easily, and violently opposes hate speech. He would not dare use his hands for manual labor or for properly pleasing a woman. He is a feminist, his wife makes more money than him, and he hates white privilege.
"Hey I heard Lumberjack Leslie has to ask his wife before he does anything!" "Yeah, he's a soft-bearded man."
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Get the Bearded Cave mug.This term is used for people who have spent 9 years or more on the internet, knowing so many things about the internet, one could say they might have created it. Senior programmers also count as White Beards in some cases.
by The Unintelligent Librarian August 27, 2019
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by QueensCream November 14, 2011
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by SamandAbby October 29, 2021
Get the beard enema mug.Bearding; When a cisgender woman grows out her pubic hair, shaves it off, and glues it onto a shaven man’s face for sexual gratification.
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