grilling beards

Originally from the minds of Reeves and Motimer. To put something off. To procrastinate by perfoming arbitrary, non-important tasks.
We can't sit around here grilling beards all day.

Sorry I'm late dude, I've had to grill some pretty big beards.

I could get on with my work, or I could grill some beards. Beard grilling usually wins out.
by Pocket Beatnik January 20, 2008
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simone beard

the best girl that you can ever meet in your life she will be the light in your life but he boyfriend is very protective of her so stay away anyway she the best girl in the world and the cutest thing alive
OMG IS THAT SIMONE BEARD!!!! holy S****
by Im the creator January 14, 2018
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Brad Beard

The worst pirate to ever live. his booty wasn't bountiful, his ship was just a sloop, he was sent to the brig, his parrot has no feathers, his crew didn't even have scurvy. he got a bounty of 1 shilling and got caught the next day.
by bradbeard hater March 09, 2023
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Chronic beard burn

When making out with a man who has scruff or a beard and it results in a burn on your chin.
Kristen I can tell you made out with someone last night because of your chronic beard burn
by I love my dogs November 10, 2019
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beard scrum

A nasty residue of beard oils that have turned into a lard-like substance.
You have some serious beard scrum.
You better wash your face, you have beard scrum.
Hey, your beard scrum is showing!
by XTremeSue Purglew November 02, 2015
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lockdown beard

A phenomenon that occurred over the majority of 2020 where people have grown beards during their time in lockdown during the COVID-19 pandemic (either because they wanted to try a new look, couldn't be bothered to shave or a combination of the two).
"I haven't done much during the last few months, just grew a lockdown beard and that's about it.
by WatcherMark November 04, 2020
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Bearded fist pump

Two dudes with beards. One giving head. In the bathroom of a club on jersey shore
Woah. Did you hear... John and Sean were doing the bearded fist pump at the club last night
by Ck1227 July 27, 2019
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