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Dwarvish Beard

When you're rimming a girl and you get your beard covered in discharge getting it all matted and wet.
God Alex looks like your Mrs gave you a proper Dwarvish beard last night, haven't you showed?!
by Remote Aardvark September 2, 2016
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Bearded Space Clam

Bro, Sherri has a bearded space clam!
by Spacedust June 22, 2024
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Beard Milk

Beard Milk is a naturally occurring liquid produced from the fermentation in a beard by bacteria to produce a nutritious and health white liquid capable of raising a baby to become a well bearded and well adjusted human. Research shows it to be more nutritious than colostrum.
Hey man, your beard is swelling, looks like you better get someone to help you get that Beard Milk out and to the baby as soon as possible.
by JasperBaby May 7, 2020
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Blackjack's Beard

Arranging champagne and scenery for two people who seem to like each other.
Blackjack's Beard! Tom and Sarah are both serious!
by silverseal September 18, 2011
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soft-bearded man

A man or manchild(usually a millennial) that has a beard but most likely gets it trimmed weekly. This man gets offended very easily, and violently opposes hate speech. He would not dare use his hands for manual labor or for properly pleasing a woman. He is a feminist, his wife makes more money than him, and he hates white privilege.
"Hey I heard Lumberjack Leslie has to ask his wife before he does anything!" "Yeah, he's a soft-bearded man."
by Scranton Strangler April 14, 2018
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Beard Madness

A short-lived surge of itch, prickling, and irritability that hits about 24–48 hours after a close shave, as stiff regrowing stubble and freshly sensitized skin team up to drive you into a slight frenzy. Typically lasts 1–4 days.
“Day-two Beard Madness has me wanting to claw my face off.”
by TwistedBobbay August 29, 2025
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release beard

A beard specifically grown in preparation for getting difficult/large-scale software features live.
I've been growing this release beard in preparation for our big 1.1 release next week. I'll shave it afterward.
by E money D December 21, 2017
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