Jessica Black

Mimicking a Qupanuaq, with an innate need to breed in the Arctic, a spring migration of hundreds of kilometers leads to the comfort of a small, warm and delicately prepared nest tucked into a rocky crevice on the barren ground tundra wherefrom hatchlings emerge and are nurtured by her male lover. Ephemeral ecstasies slowly ceding to changes in plumage that inevitably pull her to familiar southern habitats until nature induces another migratory cycle north.

I fondly recall seeing Jessica Black out on the tundra in the spring time sun with an unending smile.

Travel south as she may, deep down Jessica Black knows Arctic lovers offer exquisite company and mating opportunities.

For some odd reason, and despite her obvious migratory tendencies, Jessica Black has yet to consent to booking a plane ticket.

by Snow Bunting May 17, 2023

Black Remix

Playing a song with the volume and bass as high as they will go. Usually done at a dance party.

Man, I could not sleep last night because the apartment downstairs was Black Remixing all their favorite songs.

by BSRPI June 1, 2011

Black redneck

A black redneck is a lot like a white blues player. A black redneck wears a cowboy hat and boots, chews tobacco, goes to or participates in rodeos, drives a pickup truck, and writes or makes country music. A black redneck talks with a drawl.

The black redneck was at the Grand Ole Opry the same night the white blues player was at the House of Blues, and he fit right in.

by Solid Mantis September 27, 2020

black bucket

A bucket that is black. You usually see them in a store or in your house.

The black bucket was on the window sill

by bobasdf January 19, 2018

Blacke Bearde

A formidable pirate, with HUGE feet.

Blacke Bearde knew the importance of image in his line of work. Before battle, he would dress all in black, strap several pistols to his chest and put on a large black captain’s hat. Then, he would put slow burning fuses in his hair and beard. The fuses constantly sputtered and gave off smoke, which wreathed him in a perpetual greasy fog. He looked like a devil who had stepped right out of hell and onto a pirate ship and most of his victims simply surrendered their cargo rather than fight him.

by Miss Defy October 7, 2011

Black Chaser

A white man who only dates black women, usually 3 years younger than him. Spends all day talking to her on his cellphone, sneaks around her house when he thinks her mother ain't home. Usually a wigger.

"Friend" Your 18 and Shakira is still in Highschool! Aren't you at all worried how people will think of you?
"Black Chaser" She's only 3 years younger than me! I'm not a pedophile! It is totally legal! Besides, my grandma was black!
"Friend" Dude...

by Crazy Uncle November 4, 2013

Black Fridayed

To be tricked, through any method, into clicking a link that takes you to the Rebecca Black video "Friday".

Zach: Dude I sent you a sweet XBox Live message while I was drunk, it's hillarious!.

John: *listens to message* Dood that was just Rebecca Black singing Friday? You fucking Black Fridayed me!

by dankemung May 13, 2011