BOSTON BAKED BEAN NUTS

(Optional) Go to Massachusetts, meet a gal at a bar. Maybe without having showered.

Get head from a massive large amount of brick colored lipstick mouth, with ball sucking as well.

Enter conjugation. When ready to ejaculate pull out, point the member up so that the expexctorit drips down itself and especially onto the testes.

Resume receiving fire engine red lipstick smeared head with attention to man eggs.

John: Man, she cleaned my grimey, red-smudged Boston Baked Bean Nuts shaft like it was candy

by jimmyshakes April 10, 2021

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Baked Alaska

The act of performing an "Alaskan pipeline"
Until the contents of the condom is fully melted.
The condom is then emptied onto the willing partners chest and a Cleaveland steamer is performed.

That baked Alaska stinks.

by Plamp April 13, 2021

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Bake

To lose or to defeat

We'll bake y'all in spades.

by The imperial skateboard p April 17, 2021

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half-baked egg

A hair-brained retargerous idea, formulated by a half sane individual

Lol, you lunatic, what half-baked egg did you come up with today?

by Sexydimma April 24, 2021

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Baked balls

Your eyes when you get baked muthafucka!

Person 1: can you tell im high?
Person 2: yeah you got them baked balls brotha.

by StonyGreek April 27, 2021

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Easy bake kid/s

When someone gets married to someone who already has kids. They are “easy bake kid/s” because that person didn’t have to put any work into them when they were younger.

You could end up with “easy bake kid/s”. Ones from a previous marriage.

by Sousukejc March 12, 2022

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