A worn out pussy that has been used and abused from years in the porn industry, working the streets, or just because the girl is a dirty, dirty whore. It is referred by this name due to the pink and white marble colors that resemble the look of America's most loved lunch meat. =P
Did you see that girl in that porn last night? Her pussy was soo beat up it looked like Chipped Chopped Ham!
by Dalton B. Mangrum May 11, 2008
Get the Chipped chopped hammug. When a female and male have sex, and the sperm-filled condom comes off of the man's penis and remains inside the woman's vagina. This forces her to then walk to the bathroom and remove it with her fingers. The resulting mess is a lot like a ham: slimey, full of protein, leaves you worried about getting big in the middle, and it involves an object at the center referred to as a "bone".
Mike and Tina were going at it reverse-cowboy in Jason's apartment, and he tried to pull off using Magnums on his meat stick. They were too big, and he slipped a rubber about 4 minutes in and Tina was smuggling ham to the bathroom. I saw her 8 days ago buying pregnancy tests at the pharmacy and she was already looking a little more poochey than usual. Wonder if it's triplets?
by Ole Skool 74 November 28, 2011
Get the smuggling hammug. When, in a fit of extreme boredom, you and a group of friends are forced to go to Southern Massachusetts' dumpiest town, Wareham, in order to find something to do. Examples of activities range from browsing the Salvation Army, going to Walmart, or hitting homeless people on the side of the road.
Juan: Hey, I am really bored. What do you wanna do?
Krist: We could always just slut around the 'ham.
Shannan: Sounds like a plan, lets go hit up the dollar store and find cheap records.
Krist: We could always just slut around the 'ham.
Shannan: Sounds like a plan, lets go hit up the dollar store and find cheap records.
by Mtluongs August 29, 2011
Get the Slut Around the 'Hammug. Two Kansas males have a three-way encounter with a male pig. where one sucks the pigs dick while the other anally sodomizes it. After wards they butcher the hog and make ham sandwiches from it.
by BERTNERNIE October 21, 2011
Get the Kansas Ham Sandwichmug. Give me a blow job and shea's ham sandwich now woman!
The pharmacy has cost a Shea's ham sandwich often because of slowness. Many ham sandwiches owed.
Shea's ham sandwich not the same as a Sam's hotdog all the way. Or Is It.
The pharmacy has cost a Shea's ham sandwich often because of slowness. Many ham sandwiches owed.
Shea's ham sandwich not the same as a Sam's hotdog all the way. Or Is It.
by rnm1234 December 23, 2007
Get the shea's ham sandwichmug. A sandwich that includes, one bagel (onion bagels works well) turkey or ham, tomato, mild cheddar, oregano, and pepper. Then toast in oven together. Add mayo and lettuce after toasting then enjoy on a paper plate.
Josh: Hey man, you feel like eating a turkey, ham SamBae?
Zac: No
Josh: Fine, you grundel! (See grundel)
Zac: No
Josh: Fine, you grundel! (See grundel)
by SkinnyPants January 21, 2009
Get the [turkey, ham] SamBaemug. by diagonalwilly December 30, 2014
Get the Ham glam glorymug.