Evan

Probably the coolest person you will ever meet, and the sexiest motherfucker alive. They also get all the bitches and have many wives.

Pangender + Omnisexual ADHD and Anxiety driven mess who is just there to have a good time. Usually seen hurt from back pains.

A: "Yk that sexy bitch Evan"
B: "Yes, shes my husband."

A: "OOH.. you're Kami- right??"
B: "Yes, yes I am."

by bigmanwifehaver69420 November 24, 2021

Evan..aft0n_rp

a really cool Tiktoker who does FNAF rps. very cool

Did you see Evan..aft0n_rp's new video? Its awesome

by Evan..aft0n_rp May 16, 2022

Evan

he is probably kind of, rude. but who cares? he is like a guardian and he is just so lovely to you some.

no way! are you hanging out with Evan? I heard he is so popular!

by aandr3q_ March 17, 2023

Evan

An Evan is one of the most sweet and nicest person to be around. With his hazel blue eyes he never seems to make you cry. He will always be there for you when you need him. An Evan makes one of the best boyfriends and girl could ask for, he will give you his hoodies and care about you. He will complement you everyday and send cute good morning and goodnight text. He will write you paragraphs that make you so happy, if you get a Evan in your life keep him forever.

“Evan always seems to make me so happy and feel important”

by Yeet or die October 17, 2019

my loml evan

someone who is very kind and has a very cute butthole. he loves deeply and makes u feel like a little kid on christmas simply by hanging out with him. he’s scared of poop and diapers (or maybe he loves them). he’s very creatively gifted and talented and creates incredible, original art pieces and has a way of making it seem effortless. he’s very intelligent and knows so many things. mini library. very good kisser and even better dick.

them: i’ve never been with someone who is perfect and amazing and loves me deeply
me: of course you haven’t you aren’t dating my loml evan

by love u xoxo December 21, 2020

william evan blumberg

Sexy as fuck

you look like william evan blumberg

by RaNDOM DUDES !#$%^ February 23, 2017

evan dillworth

dumb idiot that doesn’t know how to play minecraft

“diamonds spawn below -60” “no they don’t, what are you, evan dillworth??

by noahbragg79 May 3, 2022