mine turtle

a turtle that explodes when you step on it `

mine turtles explode when you step on them

by marelized mapple November 18, 2019

Turtle Tracks

Turtle tracks are when a chick with exceptionally long meat curtains, a.k.a pussy lips walks on the beach in sand dragging her meat curtains leaving a trail like a turtle does, one would call that turtle tracks!

Sara wanted to take a break from all her promiscuity and take a walk on the beach. Little did she know she was leaving turtle tracks in the sand for all her guy friends to follow.

by Shucky Kunt February 10, 2019

Turtle head

A turtle head is when you go to take a shit but you dont need to go that bad then the crap pokes out your ass and you sat on the bog for ages

Ricegum: Ayye saggytits, you were on the bog for ages, myans was constipapted 😂

Jacob Saggytits: Nah fam, I had a fuckin turtle head

by LigmaAssBalls August 4, 2018

turtle baby

A word used to replace any noun, usually with some affection and positive/neutral.

"Wheres the remote? Oh, theres that little turtle baby!"
"Let me try one of those turtle babies!"

by Courtney Hume April 8, 2007

Turtle Dick

When a circumcised penis retracts into the remaining foreskin scar or shaft.

It's so cold, I'm turtle dicking.
Sorry, I was adjusting my turtle dick.

by CORich September 3, 2012

Awkward Turtle

The universal symbol of the awkward moment, made by placing one open hand over another and wiggling the thumbs around in a circle to imitate a turtle turned on its back. Awkward!

I used the phrase "if you can't do it teach it" infront of my girlfriends mum... shes a teacher. It was definitely awkward turtle.

For more awkward turtle moments, www.awkwardturtle.com

by zephyr4434 December 31, 2009

yurdleing the turtle

when a group of men stack onto eachother while buttfucking

dont hurt yourself yurdleing the turtle

by mr.hugepenis May 10, 2011