The Chinese Zodiac

The zodiac only those westerners born in the year of the dragon or tiger give a shit about.

"I'm a tiger according to the Chinese zodiac, how cool is that?"
"Pretty cool, what sign am I?"
"Let me see... ummm, rat."
"Fuck that shit."

by SliceyAndDicey April 23, 2018

Chinese Pencil Party

When you put 2 pencils in your ear and see how many dicks you can suck before they fall out.

Bob: Wow Johnny I got to 3 in the Chinese Pencil Party.

Johnny: Those are rookie numbers. I got to 10.

by M1k3Hunt January 8, 2018

Chinese Sam

Chinese Sam is an individual who is often mistaken as another chinese man called Larry Tang. Sometimes as his relative. This can sometimes be amusing overtimes highly racist.

Chinese Sam is an individual who is often mistaken as another chinese man called Larry Tang. Sometimes as his relative. This can sometimes be amusing overtimes highly racist.

by HarrisonHargravesisamadlad May 2, 2018

Chinese Picnic

An ulterior motive carried out in a very friendly, kind, or caring manner, and one that is never revealed.

Are you sure we're only going to REI to return your hiking shoes? You're not taking me on a Chinese picnic to buy a new tent are you?!

by On the plod October 10, 2017

chinese fur

A dirty hole in Alabama. If you birdie it somewhere in the world Mike Tomlin will say splash.

"Just nailed that Chinese Fur like a champ."

by Gatorttu April 6, 2017

chinese dump

When you've gotta take a crap so bad your eyes are squinting.

Aw man, this chinese dump is gonna be bad.

by Steve 999999 April 14, 2017

chinese poodle

When an Asian man has a hairy dick.

HOLY SHIT! I found a Chinese Poodle!

by allahu Ackbar April 21, 2017