9 fingers up

if you hold 9 fingers up on a photo, it means that you pull zero b*tches and you're only attracted by naked men.

you also have a 1 inch mini cock
William: "Look Stephan is holding 9 fingers up"

Dylan: "I know that means that he has no ballseed"
by Supereggman September 17, 2022
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9-3 curse

When you are losing in Valorant 9-3, you will win the game despite being down by 6 rounds.
"ff"
"nah it's good, 9-3 curse"
by Happ7hour September 23, 2021
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Nova Scotia 9

When there's nothing else better in canada and america, you get with the best looking woman in Nova Scotia. But in reality, they're an american 5
That one girl that Jester's dating is a Nova Scotia 9
by Niod July 01, 2022
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Internet Explorer 9

A good web browser, which is faster than Firefox and has some nice, but basic features. It lacks the add-on support of Firefox and Chrome. It usually gets panned without using by noobs due to their bad experiences with crappy, older versions.
Person 1: Dude, you're using Internet Explorer 9? You fag!
Person 2: It's pretty good. Have you tried it?
Person 1: I tried version 6! Does that count?
Person 2: NO.
by FireShark October 19, 2011
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situation number 9

On your last life after being reincarnated as a cat.
Can't go skydiving, I've got a situation number 9.
by pjargon July 21, 2020
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read 9:48

Means that you are being ignored. They read your text but don't respond.
Me: Hey I really like you
Crush: *read 9:48*
by Hunter1910 October 31, 2015
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9 Hours Pregnant

A state in which you need to poo really, really bad to the point where a large turd is turtle-heading or about to exit on it's own; Often occurs soon after waking up or after a big meal; Also occurs approximately 9 - 10 hours after large feasts and may be occur prematurely when preceded by meals high in fiber.

NOTE: May be accompanied by contractions and a dilated anus.
Dude, if I don't take a shit soon I'm going to be in trouble because I'm 9 hours pregnant!
by TheJizzerOfOz March 03, 2011
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