Wetter than an otters pocket

When your girl see Theodore Roosevelt

"Girl I'm wetter than an otters pocket. I can stop thinking about big theo"

by ¿I'm Ron Burgundy? August 21, 2021

Because bread tastes better than key

usually a prisoner chooses bread instead of a key, and is usually someone who thinks it tastes better than key.

its a metaphor for the fact that we often choose temporary-
Because bread tastes better than key

by aviation lover 123 July 8, 2025

Most of what you hear/see about ai-programmed organisms like dogs and cats among others is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons

Most of what you hear/see about ai-programmed organisms like dogs and cats among others is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons

Most of what you hear/see about ai-programmed organisms like dogs and cats among others is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons

by Hello-553669 April 26, 2025

smarter than the average bare

Refers to a nudist-camp member who possesses more brains than most of his fellow in-the-buff neighbors.

I wanted to have sex with an attractive chick whom I saw sunning herself "au naturale" and therefore presumably ultra-comfy with casual intimacy, but she turned out to be significantly smarter than the average bare in that although she was indeed "willing", she insisted that I use condoms.

by QuacksO May 20, 2021

dick harder than a coconut

a pickup line for when you are trying to complement a Homo sapiens(male)

“oh boi your dick harder than a coconut”

by aaron phuas tight shirt January 9, 2021

better than the average Bayer

What a supposedly-superior brand of aspirin claims to be.

If you add an "abbreviating apostrophe" right before da capital "b" in da "better than the average Bayer" phrase --- i.e., if you spell it "'Bayer", thus eliminating da small "e' at da beginning of da word --- then it could also refer to an online buyer/seller who exhibits exemplary behavior/performance.

by QuacksO0 June 21, 2025

bigger than Luke

Bigger than Luke is a popular phrase, often used by regular gym go-ers to describe how no matter how small they are, they are still larger than anyone named Luke.

Bro no.1: "man i'm feeling so small recently, i can't even deadlift 250"
Bro no.2: "yhh but... you're still bigger than Luke, stay strong king"

by Perry The Wapatypus March 9, 2022