Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day

A common term in the rural Midwest United States. The origin is for this term is blurry at best. Some people say that a gay couple in Kansas were attacked by Saint Bernard dog on May Day sometime in the 80s. After having received a blood transfer from the attack it contracted AIDS. This origin is disputed against the claims of it originating Iowa after a standoff between a meth head and the police. Taking place on May Day in the 70s, strong evidence suggests this is the origin. After a short fire fight, the meth head and the neighbor’s Saint Bernard were killed. Since the meth head was raging homosexual, it could be inferred that the term Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day came from that.

Person one: this job blows is so fucking gay
Person two: for real for real. It is Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day

Person one: what the fuck are you on about

by MFG.24 June 6, 2025

Easier Done than Said

Less complicated than it sounds.

"If all that sounds complicated, don't worry. It's easier done than said.

by The_Epicness9000 May 3, 2024

Most pretty, smart, intelligent and better than anyone in the world (including Batery) girl

Most pretty, smart, intelligent and better than anyone in the world (including Batery) girl

Aka better than Batery 💅

Most pretty, smart, intelligent and better than anyone in the world (including Batery) girl: I am the Most pretty, smart, intelligent and better than anyone in the world (including Batery) girl

by LPA DEFINES ALL June 21, 2021

Higher than bathroom chicken

A state of mind usually induced by large amounts of drugs, more so than when one is deemed higher than giraffe pussy, resulting in decisions analogous to taking a 5 year old chicken found randomly loitering at a gas station where chickens are not usually found, taking said chicken home and locking it up in the upstairs bathroom of your house where it proceeds to shit all over everything for several days, making an impossible mess to clean up 2 days prior to a lease renewal inspection.

Hey, why is he so mad? Shit man, his girl got higher than bathroom chicken and he trying to move.

by Two-handed anaconda October 20, 2025

not a soul person is allowed to love anything more than me

i hate nevaeh

“ not a soul person is allowed to love anything more than me”

“omg bro nevaeh is over there! be quiet!!”

by atotallyrandomperson420 June 18, 2022

CUJO IS BETTER THAN SPONKER

Cujo plays with woman and sponker dont.

so i was tellING My friend how CUJO IS BETTER THAN SPONKER.

by ZGM2 June 27, 2022

Less than a Nigger Slave

Less than a Nigger Slave
adjective

/Luh-ss/ /th-an/ /a//N-ig-ger/ /S-lay-v-eh/

Any Evil, Retarded, Cowardly, Weak, Sick, Sad Person, People, Beings, Entities, Hosts, Colonies, Artificial Intelligences, Algorithms, Software, Hardware, Codes, Bits, Chaos, Robots, Cyborgs, Androids, Machines, Souls, Consciousnesses, Thoughts, Ideas, Energy People, Electricity People, Lightning People, Electron People, Light People, Subatomic Quantum Particle People, Quantum Particle People, Atom People, Chemical People, Molecular Chemical People, Biochemical People, Molecular Biochemical People, Single Cellular People, Multicellular People, Organic People, Inorganic People, Negative Atom People, Element People, Negative Element People, Matter People, Anti-matter People, Doodle People, Anime People, Cartoon People, Comic ook People, Sacred Geometry People, Geometry People, Sound People, Color People, Aura People, Frequency People, Wave People, Circle People, Square People, Triangle People, Sphere People, Tesseract People, Tetradron People, Microbe People, Virus People, Plant People, Animal People, Fungi People, Mold People, Algae People, Slime People, Moss People, Lichen People, Rock People, Mer People, Alien People, Fantasy People, Science Fiction People, Alternate History People, Mirror Dimension People, Multiverse Grid People, Infinity Timeline People, Negative Infinity Timeline, Lifeforms, Non-lifeforms, and Life that Acts Worse than a Nigger Slave.

Less than a Nigger Slave

adjective and noun

Our Sad Rulers are Less than Nigger Slaves.

by Nobody 🖤 December 26, 2024