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March 9 2022

The last day there was measurable snow in New York City and don’t forget it
The last day there was measurable snow in New York City and don’t forget it
The last day there was measurable snow in New York City and don’t forget it
The last day there was measurable snow in New York City and don’t forget it
Weatherman: Did you know that we haven’t had much snow since march 9 2022?
Bob: yeah you told me 600 times
by FlabbyPancakeSause January 26, 2023
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MQ-9 Reaper

Allah's worst dream
يا إلهي، الأمريكي الغبي يطير بآلة القتل MQ-9 Reaper في السماء
Oh my God, the stupid American is flying the MQ-9 Reaper killing machine into the sky
by Oils Lover October 29, 2023
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The dutch 9/11

Ice-skating into someone fullspeed
Damn John fell pretty hard didnt he.’

‘Yea Caleb hit him with the Dutch 9/11
by Randomdutchie February 14, 2021
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Internet Explorer 9

A good web browser, which is faster than Firefox and has some nice, but basic features. It lacks the add-on support of Firefox and Chrome. It usually gets panned without using by noobs due to their bad experiences with crappy, older versions.
Person 1: Dude, you're using Internet Explorer 9? You fag!
Person 2: It's pretty good. Have you tried it?
Person 1: I tried version 6! Does that count?
Person 2: NO.
by FireShark October 19, 2011
mugGet the Internet Explorer 9mug.

situation number 9

On your last life after being reincarnated as a cat.
Can't go skydiving, I've got a situation number 9.
by pjargon July 21, 2020
mugGet the situation number 9mug.

read 9:48

Means that you are being ignored. They read your text but don't respond.
Me: Hey I really like you
Crush: *read 9:48*
by Hunter1910 December 31, 2015
mugGet the read 9:48mug.

9 Hours Pregnant

A state in which you need to poo really, really bad to the point where a large turd is turtle-heading or about to exit on it's own; Often occurs soon after waking up or after a big meal; Also occurs approximately 9 - 10 hours after large feasts and may be occur prematurely when preceded by meals high in fiber.

NOTE: May be accompanied by contractions and a dilated anus.
Dude, if I don't take a shit soon I'm going to be in trouble because I'm 9 hours pregnant!
by TheJizzerOfOz March 17, 2011
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