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Destroy dick December

Sorta like no nut November but you must nut every day for the whole month of december
Dude 1. Are you participating in destroy dick December

Dude 2. Hell yeah
by Hughhju October 28, 2019
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dick inside butt

a dick in A persones butt.
wow that was such a dick inside BUTT MOVE.

A SEXUAL ACT
by mr big black dickbutt:D July 30, 2016
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dick-out shuffle

The act of moving from the urinal to the toilet in a public restroom while leaving your junk hanging out, often in a shuffling or sliding motion due to your pants being undone and not wanting to drop piss on the floor. Usually occurs after farting while pissing and realizing you need to take a shit also, sometimes quite urgently.

Can be fraught with danger if the restroom is crowded or there is a long distance to travel from urinal to cubicle.
Man, I was taking a piss and had to do the dick-out shuffle, right when a dude walked in!
by big mick July 12, 2012
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go pro dick

Strapping of a go pro to a penis prior to sexual intercourse.
Friend 1: Bro I was watching some porn and they used go pro dick!

Friend 2: go pro dick?
Friend 1: yeah, it's like POV but from the view of the penis.
by TwistedSMA August 25, 2015
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day old dick

you know when you wake up in the morning and you havent showered? that smell that your dick has is called day old dick. also can describe how a dick smells after sex
My mouth smells like day old dick Samuel, thanks for taking a shower!
by Samuel T April 30, 2008
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Crack dick slap

When the males genitals are covered in cocaine

and slaps the female in the face

causing cocaine to splatter on her face

making her feel worthless.
Jim: Olivia what happened to your face.

Olivia: My boyfriend just crack dick Slaped me in the face

Jim: Yep I can see that

Olivia: Fuck you jim
by Phantom with pants August 23, 2011
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Baby Dick

High piched Paddy the mick punk drunk like a skunk. But leaked quick with his baby dick!
by Chairman Phat October 19, 2003
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