by Hughhju October 28, 2019

by mr big black dickbutt:D July 30, 2016

The act of moving from the urinal to the toilet in a public restroom while leaving your junk hanging out, often in a shuffling or sliding motion due to your pants being undone and not wanting to drop piss on the floor. Usually occurs after farting while pissing and realizing you need to take a shit also, sometimes quite urgently.
Can be fraught with danger if the restroom is crowded or there is a long distance to travel from urinal to cubicle.
Can be fraught with danger if the restroom is crowded or there is a long distance to travel from urinal to cubicle.
by big mick July 12, 2012

Friend 1: Bro I was watching some porn and they used go pro dick!
Friend 2: go pro dick?
Friend 1: yeah, it's like POV but from the view of the penis.
Friend 2: go pro dick?
Friend 1: yeah, it's like POV but from the view of the penis.
by TwistedSMA August 25, 2015

you know when you wake up in the morning and you havent showered? that smell that your dick has is called day old dick. also can describe how a dick smells after sex
by Samuel T April 30, 2008

When the males genitals are covered in cocaine
and slaps the female in the face
causing cocaine to splatter on her face
making her feel worthless.
and slaps the female in the face
causing cocaine to splatter on her face
making her feel worthless.
Jim: Olivia what happened to your face.
Olivia: My boyfriend just crack dick Slaped me in the face
Jim: Yep I can see that
Olivia: Fuck you jim
Olivia: My boyfriend just crack dick Slaped me in the face
Jim: Yep I can see that
Olivia: Fuck you jim
by Phantom with pants August 23, 2011

by Chairman Phat October 19, 2003
