Tit Fuck the Shit

1.When a male sticks his erect penis into a piece of shit by welding two feces into the shape of two breasts. Therefore Tit Fucking the Shit, or the practice of ShitFuckerry/FuckShit.

2. Something you say when the randomest crap happens or you get so pissed off about something.

1. Jack: "Damn, bro. I knew Levy was a nerd but I had no clue he would Tit Fuck the Shit!"

2. When Johnny's girlfriend dumped him, his mom died, his dog threw up on him, and he broke his nose he had one thing left to say. "TIT FUCK THE SHIT!!!"

by ShuckTheFit November 27, 2009

Im Thinking About Shit Later

An excuse to give to your friends when your so faded you fall asleep sitting up.

Austin (while filming): tyler are you sleeping?
Tyler (wakes up): What man? Im thinking about shit later.

by Tyler, Austin, Kenny, Max November 15, 2007

I'm fucking the shit out of you

It means we are having sex until you cum and you suck tf out of my dick

Tonight I'm fucking the shit out of you

by I'mcumonmegirl January 31, 2021

hope to shit in your flat hat

Affirmative response to a question implying that the “yes” answer was more or less obvious or just a simple “Sure it’s going to happen, what else would you expect?” Navy slang from the 1950s referring to the “dress blue” flat had enlisted sailors wore at that time.

“You going out drinking tonight, Richie? “ “I hope to shit in your flat hat, I am”

by Tony Duhamel November 17, 2007

Let's crank this shit up to eleven

normally you'd say let's crank this shit up to eleven because its soemthing really awesome and cool and you wanna take it to the next level

Jack:Dude i got some chronic wanna smoke it?

Tim:Let's crank this shit up to eleven

by skeet bro April 5, 2009

don't shit where you eat

do not scew up or screw someone from where you work and or play.

Joe is screwing sally from work and she is busting his balls all the time while working, just riding his ass all the time. Well, he should know that you "don't shit where you eat"

by oldcoprs1 November 5, 2010

whats that got to do with the price of shit?

what you say when someone utters random nonsense

hey did you know that yesterday i was bored and i realised i can balance a jug on my nose?
whats that got to do with the price of shit?
i dont know, but its cool.
ok then..

by crazychick10 December 10, 2010