One's metaphorical repository or "container" of an emotional representation of how much the person cares, gives shits, or fucks about a selected topic, situation, location or individual. Essentially, their "meh" meter. It can range from overflowing with agreeable consideration towards or so empty that the person struggles to remember a time when they gave a fuck or had any fucks left to give.
Chris: I'm sorry that your coffee pot takes so long to brew your java
Takeysha: Whatever, at this point my bag of give a fucks is empty
Jace: Mom, the school is out of money and wants parents to buy supplies like computer paper, ink. And they need cash donations.
Takeysha: Hmm, let me see I have any of that in my bag of give a fucks.........Nope. All gone
Takeysha: Whatever, at this point my bag of give a fucks is empty
Jace: Mom, the school is out of money and wants parents to buy supplies like computer paper, ink. And they need cash donations.
Takeysha: Hmm, let me see I have any of that in my bag of give a fucks.........Nope. All gone
by D. Kilo May 2, 2019
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Fat Fucking Homosexual is when a Homosexual individual is so fat that you need to add fucking in there before you can describe them.
Me: How much you weigh bitch
FFH: Like 450
Me: Damn bitch you fat af, why you lookin at me like that
FFH: I’m gay bitch
Me: Damn you a FatFucking Homosexual, get the fuck outta here wit dat gay shit
Me: How much you weigh bitch
FFH: Like 450
Me: Damn bitch you fat af, why you lookin at me like that
FFH: I’m gay bitch
Me: Damn you a FatFucking Homosexual, get the fuck outta here wit dat gay shit
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Get the COLE FUCKING T mug.When someone refers themselves to being so fucking twisted it means they're absolutely fucking flying. Which is also known as being severely under the influence of drugs. In other words you're very fucking high. Normally this happens after the exhale of a fat pipe of top quality crack cocaine.
Nothing comes close to the feeling of being in the complete state of pure euphoric bliss when exhaling a pipe of crack.
Which is also known as the term "Crackgasm".
This is as close as you're getting to an orgasm, without the pissing about and wasting your valuable time of any sexual activities.
Time is money, stop wasting it.
Smoke a pipe for complete and utter satisfaction!
Now let's play a game of "Pass the crack pipe!"
The aim of the game is to get as twisted as you can. Achieving that, you win the game.
Jay goes first.
Nothing comes close to the feeling of being in the complete state of pure euphoric bliss when exhaling a pipe of crack.
Which is also known as the term "Crackgasm".
This is as close as you're getting to an orgasm, without the pissing about and wasting your valuable time of any sexual activities.
Time is money, stop wasting it.
Smoke a pipe for complete and utter satisfaction!
Now let's play a game of "Pass the crack pipe!"
The aim of the game is to get as twisted as you can. Achieving that, you win the game.
Jay goes first.
Her: "Can I make a pipe please Jamie? Sure you don't mind?"
Him: "Yeah 'course man, you don't need to ask. Just help yourself. I love seeing you so fucking twisted, G."
Him: "Yeah 'course man, you don't need to ask. Just help yourself. I love seeing you so fucking twisted, G."
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Jennifer: Carter got engaged to Heather after like three months of dating, and now we’re all worried about him.
Danielle: Well, there’s only one thing you can do.
Jennifer: What?
Danielle: You’re going to have to good friend fuck him.
Danielle: Well, there’s only one thing you can do.
Jennifer: What?
Danielle: You’re going to have to good friend fuck him.
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“Hey, can Bill go to the party tonight?”
“You mean Bill the Virgin Rat Fuck? I don’t think so, he’d be better off hanging out with the other Virgin Rat Fucks”
“You mean Bill the Virgin Rat Fuck? I don’t think so, he’d be better off hanging out with the other Virgin Rat Fucks”
by Room001 September 15, 2019
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