"There is nothing worse than going down on a guy only to find out he has baggy dick skin to deal with."
"For an effective blow job, gently pull back on the baggy dick skin and continue stimulation around the penis head and rim."
"For an effective blow job, gently pull back on the baggy dick skin and continue stimulation around the penis head and rim."
by Peaceful Warior November 26, 2009
Get the Baggy Dick Skinmug. What females who downvote UrbanDictionary posts that call them out say men have when they get turned down.
“Hey wanna take me out for dinner? *eats Big Mac*”
Sorry I’m still grieving the loss of my late wife.
“Wow you have small dick energy, your loss anyway *has heart attack*”
Sorry I’m still grieving the loss of my late wife.
“Wow you have small dick energy, your loss anyway *has heart attack*”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023
Get the Small Dick Energymug. the act of getting your girlfriend and/or sluts of the sort to lick or suck on your cock n balls after sticking your dick onto any type of food that has or involves cheese. It could just have the word cheese in the name. Examples: You just stuck your dick into a grilled cheese sandwich. Now get your girl to suck your dick. Example: You just stuck you dick into a Ceasar salad with cheese on it. Now get your girl to suck your dick. Example: You just dipped your balls into some delicious and spicy nacho cheese. Now get your girl to suck your balls.
Boy: Hey there lady, I just got a cheese flavored dick, why don't you come over to experience a moment in history?
by mad cheesin April 10, 2009
Get the cheese flavored dickmug. A bunch of busted white 40 year old virgins that masturbate in their moms basement while fantasizing about chicks that would never fuck them... unless they are popping Ambien and getting sloshed out of their minds.
Talk about some white geek dick!! I got so wasted we ended up fucking. It was awful his dick is shorter then a baby carrot and hes a virgin..
by JuicyNY December 14, 2010
Get the white geek dickmug. The uncomfortable sensation of a jet of water hitting the head of the penis while trying to masturbate in the shower. This occurence often results in having one's timing thrown off.
by Michael Kelley March 24, 2003
Get the Water on the Dick Headmug. 1. Brandt: What are you eating for dinner?
Aaron: ...dick.
2. Aaron: I have to go study for Economics.
Brandt: You mean, you have to go study for Dickonomics.
3. Aaron: When are you going to the movies?
Brandt: Dick o' Clock.
Aaron: ...dick.
2. Aaron: I have to go study for Economics.
Brandt: You mean, you have to go study for Dickonomics.
3. Aaron: When are you going to the movies?
Brandt: Dick o' Clock.
by Brandt Campbell February 20, 2008
Get the Dick o' Clockmug. When a young gentlemen, usually between the ages of 16-25, really loves their General Tsao chicken from Jack Chen so much that as soon as they get it they rip open the top of the container, and dont hesitate to insert their penis in between the rice and spicy chicken and ejaculate. They continue to do it even tho the chinese woman worker says, "Hey stop! U still owe 5 dolla for egg woll!"
by dicks mmmm yummy December 20, 2009
Get the General Tsao's Dickmug.