i'll lick you up

i'll lick you up - another phrase that chavs use for 'im gonna beat you up'

'yar dan if ya don't get out my face now ur gonna get licked up init'

by nik brennan May 13, 2005

shut the fuck up cat

when the cat doesnt shut up and you yell at it

shut the fuck up cat!!!!! my penis hurts...

by filipinolino January 31, 2010

mars bar up a closie

On getting your nat king cole from a lady with a particularly loose vagina, particularly if it doesn't touch the sides. A closie is a Scottish word for a block of flats.

That girl I was with last night was so slack it was like throwing a Mars Bar up a closie

by Raz_ftd September 16, 2005

My eyes are up here

A phrase commonly used by bitches with fat ol’ titties. Most commonly used when someone is just trying to see some knockers and is staring at them while also having a conversation.

“My eyes are up here…”

“Like yeah bitch i know where your eyes are, i’m just tryna see some melons real quick”

by CougarSniffer5 July 1, 2022

All up in the cool-aid

Finding something to bitch about or complain about and then yapping about it over and over.

Get away with it, you are all up in the cool-aid!

by Tyler Nunes July 17, 2003

i just woke up

whoever sent you this actually woke up 2-3 hours ago but never left the bed since because they're too lazy

person #1: "wanna call?"
person #2: "cant bro i just woke up"
person #1: "damn nigga that sux"
person #2: "ya"

by 2dollars April 9, 2022

hip-hop knees up

A good old fashioned party
See Hootenanny Shakedown

That was a great hip-hop knees up

by Barbara & Sue April 14, 2005