Ur Gramps has cramps

This is like your Granny's a tranny but instead it's your Gramps and he has cramps. Every time this is said a black hole appears and swallows one of the planets.

Johnny: Timmy your gay and your a loser.

Timmy: Guess what

Johnny: what fag

Timmy: Ur Gramps has cramps
*Johnny implodes*

by Filopthe69th March 14, 2018

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Jordan ur my fav

FJ is a simp

She snapped “jordan ur my fav”

Oh yea I hate that guy too, what a simp

by tequilapapi September 18, 2020

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Ur mom gæ lol

Ur mom gæ lol is one of the most hurtful insult. It just wants you to commit deathpacito

Mohamed: u lookin extra gay today

Mario: oh yeah? Well your mom gæ lol.
Mohamed: AHHHHHH *gets killed by army*

by Cum_inmy.ass October 1, 2020

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STOP BENDING UR WRIST

Please stop bending ur wrist, if you hurt it!

When my friend is moving her hurt wrist I tell her to “STOP BENDING UR WRIST”

by Vi0123 February 21, 2023

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Alternative variation: Ur drunk go to bed

Phrase used when someone who is more often than not, not actually under the influence of alcohol, but who's interjection into a conversation is unwelcomed and irrelevant.

Bob: Hey Bob how is Alice's doing? Sorry does she prefer Alice or Allison?

The other guy whose name also happens to be Bob: Either is fine she's easy like that. Yeah she's doing good thanks for asking. Yeah. Well, actually she's not great to be honest, I don't know why I felt I couldn't tell you. The chemo doesn't seem to be working. I'm not sure...well...I mean..we're looking into different-

Russell: What about my wife? I'm not even married dude.

Both Bobs: Ur drunk go home Russell.

by Jim Bond December 17, 2022

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