Person 1: “You want to see Squishy unicorn?”
Person 2: “Of course I do”
Person 2’s mood is now improved.
Person 2: “Of course I do”
Person 2’s mood is now improved.
by Emo#3 November 21, 2021
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Get the Sexual Unicorn mug.The hip new soda pop that all the kids are guzzling on the street corners. Its popularity has been hugely fostered by product placement in popular films. For instance, in the film "Muscular Hooker 2", Will Smith's character takes a dramatically-framed swig of Unicorn Seed! and then suddenly grows a CGI erection which extends into infinity, and then Will Smith's mind explodes, and the movie ends
For that scene alone, Roger Ebert gives the film 3 and a half stars. Not many people know this, but movie critics have a finite amount of stars they can award in their lifetime. They are often kept in a vault, heavily secured to prevent a senile Scrooge McDuck from wandering in, mistaking the stars for gold coins, and swimming in them. This is for Scrooge's own protection, as the stars have sharp edges and would lacerate his body into a bloody feathered pulp.
For that scene alone, Roger Ebert gives the film 3 and a half stars. Not many people know this, but movie critics have a finite amount of stars they can award in their lifetime. They are often kept in a vault, heavily secured to prevent a senile Scrooge McDuck from wandering in, mistaking the stars for gold coins, and swimming in them. This is for Scrooge's own protection, as the stars have sharp edges and would lacerate his body into a bloody feathered pulp.
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Get the Unicorn mug.When you put an ice cream cone on your head and you penetrate the woman's vaginal chamber while, screaming "I'm an invincible unicorn!"
Jay: Hey did you see Garrett yesterday?
Mark: Yeah, wasn't he doing the slippery unicorn to his girl.
Jay: What the fuck I was talking about I saw them at the arcade yesterday! Are you high?!
Mark:Maybe
Mark: Yeah, wasn't he doing the slippery unicorn to his girl.
Jay: What the fuck I was talking about I saw them at the arcade yesterday! Are you high?!
Mark:Maybe
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