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Slams

That shit slams
by GeologySlams October 14, 2019
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Slamming hams

When two women violently ram their twats together to encourage mutual climax.
“Becky and sally where slamming hams for two hours straight
by James P Stark October 16, 2025
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Pete Slam Batten

An extreme session of masturbation to help relieve stress and sexual tension.
After a long stressful day before bed, I enjoy a good Pete Slam Batten to fall into a deep slumber.
by Spaghetti And Pete-balls April 23, 2020
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two hand slam

Two hand slam is the act of pleasuring ones self with both hands vigorously. Commonly done by males with an average penis size to make them think it's bigger than it actually is. If one is fortunate enough to receive said two hand slam it will be a very memorable experience and cause you to only pleasure yourself with it from here on out
Guy 1: Man, both of my forearms are super sore

Guy 2: Bro, it's gotta be from all the jerking off

Guy 1: No its not that...
Guy 2: Once you get used to the two hand slam your forearms won't hurt anymore. Trust me
by Two hand slammer October 10, 2017
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Clam Slam

The male alternative to the female version of getting "Dicked Down"
Bro, I got clam slammed so hard by that cute cosplayer at TwitchCon 2022
by fluffiezombie April 28, 2022
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clink slam

when you go into a room and drop a spoon then slam the door.
we went into a hotel room we were staying in and there were people so we clink slammed and left
by taz chain April 1, 2017
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corps storage cunt slam

When you're in high school, dating the head of inventory for JROTC and get absolutely railed in the supply closet on top of the uniforms for the entire school.
Jesus Christ, check getting the corps storage cunt slam off my bucket list
by RodJammerMS February 5, 2024
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