Shark Attack

When in preparation for intercourse have your mate, buddy whatev paint a target on their hind-end (archer style) while both hands are on a hard surface (walls are perferred). Now while you prepare yourself with your custom fitted mexican wrestler Shark mask stand 5 yards away (cause you'll want a running start) and with a highly erect penis charge. Try it a few times practice makes perfect.

So we were playing Shark Attack last night and I keep pissing sideways.

by coffeyman February 20, 2011

Facebook Shark

A fiercely opionated friend with a voracious appetite for debate. Someone who will pounce on loose comments and opinions and attack without mercy.

Related to:

Facebook Chumming:
The practice of luring friends (Facebook Sharks), by throwing "chum" into the water. Chum usually consists of political or religious comments... far too tempting for a Shark to ignore. The water in this case would be status updates and walls.

When someone knows a Facebook shark is around... making a comment like,

"The Church isn't interested in money or power...."

by NeilPeel December 23, 2010

lake sharking

sex in a lake ending ultimately by getting bit repeatedly in the ass

Dude, Noel and Ashleigh were lake sharking like crazy.

by the surprised one August 3, 2010

Sharking About

To Shark : Meaning to do things in your own time, at your own pace, without regards for anyone else.

Stop Your Sharking About Louis! Get to your law class and stop going for a Dana Dunk. You Dirty little Shark.

by Paul Alan Goddard December 5, 2007

Complete shark

A term used for someone who is of a particular annoyance; also very nosy.

Person 1: You talk to Jim lately?

Person 2: Nah, he's been asking me all of these personal questions lately. He's totally been a complete shark.

by Fuzzball24 February 18, 2009

barkin' at the sharks

hurling your guts over the side of a boat, usually due to seasickness

Johnny spent most of the deep-sea fishing trip barkin' at the sharks.

by Molerat102 March 7, 2009

Shark Bile

A brutally-strong alcoholic drink on the scale of everclear.

Ingredients: Blueberries, Everclear, Kraken, Sprite, Agave Nectar / Simple Syrup

Ferment blueberries in everclear container for three days. Remove blueberries. Add 3/4 everclear to 1/4 kraken with a few drops Agave Nectar. Water down with Sprite.

"Dude, what happened to you last night?"
"Bro, I started out with three shots of shark bile. I couldn't remember my own name."
"Damn, that stuff's strong."

by sylvainIce March 3, 2014