River Knee

A case of River Knee is when you get severely burned to the point where your knee skin melts. You can have river hands and arms and legs also.

Jeff fell into the bonfire and stood up and had a bad case of river knee as his skin was dripping of his knee.

by Yarpling July 21, 2020

river socks

When a persons socks are so nasty and dingey it looks like they have been swimming in the river all day with them.

Suzie stayed the night lastnight which was cool aside from her leaving her river socks on my floor.

by Crazy Jake August 22, 2008

Joan Rivers

The kind of female that cares more about whether tits are impressive to guys or not than guys do. If she thought that guys were that horrible, why didn't she just marry females and badmouth them all day with her wife(ves).

Joan Rivers didn't seem to like guys too much by some of what she said about them, unless there was some insecurity that she didn't want anybody to know about. Yet she would be the kind of person that said something like who cares all the time.

by The Original Agahnim September 18, 2021

River lip

What you get from getting with nasty women 🤢

Damn bro did you see who Cole got with? Nah but I’ve heard that bitch got a case of the river lip

by Sullysbirds October 23, 2019

river

a gay fag and will always stay w u no matter what

i love how river is so nice

by borang August 8, 2022

Toad River Sambo

When you steal someone’s identity, then fuck your own mother.

I pulled a Toad River Sambo because no one thought I would be capable of being an incredulous, psychotic douche bag.

by tumblebeerumble April 1, 2022

River

can be the best lil sibling u will ever have!!
River only likes 1-2 girls his whole life and that is why he will forever be single.
looks really good in a mullet!

"When the chuff coming river?"

by Tis,Izla May 7, 2023