Cache la Poudre River

Why are hiding the powder

“Stop asking questions and Cache la Poudre River”

by ItchyOctopus September 21, 2025

River Coochie

A freshwater oyster that sticks itself half out of the ground and flailes it’s coochie like lips from the side of its mouth.

Wow, did you see the river coochies out there ?

by Rcooch13 April 27, 2022

river whale

Sub species of river roach, in the megawhore family. Just like a river roach, the river whale can be found floating on America's waterways in summertime, sleeping with anything with three legs. However, the river whale does not need an innertube or raft, as she is so morbidly obese as to act as her own buoy. May be found in bikini tops 4 sizes too small.

Datum, look at the water glistening off that river whale. Hope she doesn't run aground in the shallows!

by Midwest Transplant July 6, 2018

River

A River is a very shy but open person. It is usually hanging around with a load of crazy people. It also has a very short partner by its side. His hair is normally very long and gets in the way every minute of the day, he/she would need to always brush it back into its original place. It’s also a very much of an attention seeker and would do anything to get it. Also it’s partners name would normally start with an M.

Girl 1 : That River is a cunt
Girl 2 : Ennit

by RH._. November 24, 2021

Gender River

Gender River-The "Gender River" is a state of mind/place a person is in when pondering their own gender.

It's been months now and they're still in the "Gender River" trying to figure themselves out.

by Diakasai December 16, 2022

River

A tall pope white man who is desperately asking people for money while he is asking people for money he has a job of picking up bird shitt and is the leader of the TPL. He also is know for growing ganja in his shed.

River=fagget

by Stopclowning May 6, 2019

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by Adujasty343 July 15, 2025