Chicken and eggs

Translated from Spanish: pollo y huevos. A humorous way of saying penis and balls.

Did you get to play with his chicken and eggs?

by Onlylivonce July 21, 2016

Egg Patrol

the act of patrolling your house for potential eggers

Holy shit we're getting egged! Son! Get on egg patrol RIGHT now!!

Mom I'm going out tonight.. no youre not, you're on egg patrol

by Jamesdamico June 5, 2017

talking egg

A talking egg is someone who's got yolk for brains. Theybare idiots of nature and know-nothing's yet speak as if they know everything.

Donald trump is a talking egg.

by Callieumm July 30, 2016

Mr eggs

Mr eggs is such a idiot he cant even speak and he is a big sell out he cant even pvp he breaks his finger all the time

this guy is such a mr eggs

by OnepumpLUL April 9, 2019

royal egg

Cracking an egg in someone's ass, then fucking them so hard it scrambles

I totally gave Stephanie a Royal Egg on Saturday

by TheRoyalEgg March 23, 2017

Egg Wallet

Colloquial term for the female ovaries

Demi was excited about her boyfriend, " oh man, I'm gonna get punched in the egg wallet by a sausage fist tonight"

by Bophed March 19, 2016

Boiled Egg

Someone who smells like Guerren Bass (really bad).

You are a Boiled Egg!

by YaBoiDaddy November 6, 2018