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Slot Machine

The process of one man licking a woman's belly button (while she's in a standing position) while another man sticks his tongue into her fudge cavern in anticipation of a "jackpot!". This position can be used while the female is experiencing her monthly bloodfest.
Nick and Chad played some "slot machine" at work today on Angie. Nick was performing some oral pleasure to Angie's belly button as Chad collected the jackpot mouthful of doo-doo brownlees. Chad arose from Angie's turd tunnel with a mouthful of awards!
by pounderofanus November 21, 2022
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Chula Vista Gumball Machine

The act of swirling your tongue in said person'a butthole making it loose then insert a quarter in your partner's urethra.
by Francoux October 24, 2025
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GRANDEE MACHINE

GRANDEE MACHINE
Beverage Packaging Machinery Manufacturer
GRANDEE MACHINE is a biger beverage packaging machinery and equipment manufacturers, located in zhangjiagang city, China.Our Main products is Water Filling Machine, Water Bottling Plant, Beer Filling Machine, Soft Drink Filling Machine, Juice Filling Machine, 5 Gallon Barrel Water Bottling Line; Water Treatment Equipment , PET Blow Molding Machine, Extrusion Blow Molding Machine, Sleeve Shrink Labeling Machine, Shrink Packing Machine ,etc;
by GRANDEE MACHINE August 13, 2019
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personality machine broke

Uh just a sassy phrase I use
"whassup girl"
"Personality machine broke"
by Frizzzz June 26, 2018
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Vending Machine

Something that the US military drops to the children of Afghanistan. It usually ends up killing thousands of children each year, which many Americans agree with.
Ex: "Hey David, gonna donate anything to the military this year?"
"I don't know, Bill. Maybe my vending machine! I hear they drop them on children in Afghanistan. Sounds like a great policy!"
"Hahaha!"
by Gregthisiswhywehateyou3 September 14, 2018
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Yum Yum Machine

Is a word for coffee after you put water through the coffee maker
Person 1: I put water the yum yum machine
Person 2: Oh, cool what is it
Person 1: Caffine
Person 2: oh my gosh my turn!
by _miraculous.girl_ March 25, 2021
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Big Mac Machine

A machine or tool that is constantly or permanently broken. Can also refer to people who constantly go through mental breakdowns over the smallest thing.
Customer: leme get uhh 2 big maBs wit sum Bheese
Cashier: big mac machine broke
Customer: bihhh fix that joint rn
by Hex4Nova April 8, 2017
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