Aiden - Are you and Bob watching the game?
Alice - Kind of. I’m watching. Bob is here but he’s researching crop production in the Midwest and is completely zoned out.
Aiden - Ugh . He’s such a Super Bowl girlfriend!
Alice - Kind of. I’m watching. Bob is here but he’s researching crop production in the Midwest and is completely zoned out.
Aiden - Ugh . He’s such a Super Bowl girlfriend!
by ThePerfectReward November 16, 2023
Get the Super Bowl Girlfriendmug. 
A Sloth Girlfriend is a Woman who is often times unemployed and generally remains Hobo-sexual, They're often girls on Anti-depressive Medications with hair color that changes every 2 months. Sloth Girlfriends usually have Tig-ol-Bitties they make wonderful Partners for cuddling and Sex however they contribute nothing to society, they have no Motivation/Desire to contribute to Society nor better improve themselves in any way, they would prefer to lay around all day and snack on your Food, only willing to move when they want to fuck. The Sloth Girlfriend spends 98% of the Relationship avoiding responsibility and mostly just clings to you like a tree branch until you inevitably snap and she goes plummeting down to the Void Below.
She's got great tits and she's loving but You: God she has not Ambition, she doesn't do shit but snack and fuck!
Tim: "Bruh you got a Sloth Girlfriend.."
Tim: "Bruh you got a Sloth Girlfriend.."
by ThatTwistedPigGuy February 25, 2025
Get the Sloth Girlfriendmug. bf: i hate you
gf: what why *hangs up*
bf: *texts gf* it’s national be a dick to your girlfriend day
gf: what why *hangs up*
bf: *texts gf* it’s national be a dick to your girlfriend day
by gracelillian February 27, 2021
Get the national be a dick to your girlfriend daymug. by yourlocalchildmuncher October 10, 2022
Get the girlfriendmug. A amazing girl always there for u and she will stick by ur side no matter what u do. She is beautiful, perfect, Gorgeous, Stunning and she will love you forever. she will make u feel like a star because u are. She is funny and makes u laugh more then anyone. She is Cool, cooler then u which is a suprise. She is someone u need to take care of.
by Is this used June 8, 2024
Get the Girlfriendmug. Usually somebody or something that indeed loves BeenBefore... they are often found within the FnX community are are super rare!
by BeenBefore May 9, 2019
Get the BeenBefore’s Girlfriendmug.