Salti Nerd

They may be Salti and they may be a nerd, But they tend to be amazing an awesome. Salti Nerds are Completely lovable and huggable, ready to cuddle at all times and is always loving and kind.

Everyone wants to cuddle our Salti Nerd

by Lukeybokiers September 30, 2020

Weegee*Nerd

I person who is literally one of the most cancerous people you will meet on the internet. Has an unhealthy obsession with Ditto and will prove you wrong if it kills him. Has an iFunny account but it can be compared with a sack of crap and the sack will win. Has a compulsion to randomly comment "Lane" on anything. Bush did 9/11.

Person 1: I went on WeegeeLaughNerd's Ifunny today. It was cancer,
Person 2: Why do he have the words "weegee" and "nerd" in any username?
Person 1: I dunno. He might be retarded.
Person 2: I'll just call him Weegee*Nerd. You'll know who I mean right?

by WeegeeDefineNerd March 23, 2017

Nerd High

The euphoria you feel when (after a frightening number of wrong guesses) you guess the right password just before you're locked out of a seldom used program.

After four tries, she finally guessed the right password to log into Etsy. Shiela couldn't believe her luck, or the Nerd High she was feeling.

by Poetic Diva May 21, 2011

nerd monster

a very intelligent individual with a low profile, a super smart person with credentials to prove it but doesn't give the impression of a ridiculously smart human being

You would never believe my dad is smart, but he's a total nerd monster.

by o diddy January 7, 2011

Nipple Nerd

Someone who is obsessed with being shirtless

Dude put a shirt on, your such A Nipple nerd

by SullyBeKrakked February 10, 2022

Dickless Nerd

That one guy in your high school that is incredibly skinny or incredibly fat that has no female friends and doesn’t pull girls. They’re the type of people you would laugh at if they were working out in the fitness room because they’re so incompetent

Guy 1:Yo you wanna go to the mall

Dickless nerd:Sorry I can’t, I’m playing dungeons and dragons for 12 hours

Guy 1:Jeez you’re such a Dickless Nerd

by DaHomieRoach March 4, 2022

Nerd-Dime

Nerds that ooze class, swagger and act posh in every way. The opposite gender can't resist them.

Her eyes lit up as she saw that Nerd-Dime walk out of the MIT building as she followed him to the coffee shop.
He couldn't believe his luck at being able to talk to the smoking hot Nerd-Dime by the bar.

by Paul Sanar July 2, 2014