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I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! Jimmy! He *defecated* through a *sunroof*! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I *thinking*? He'll never change. He'll *never* change! Ever since he was 9, *always* the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! "But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious *Jimmy*!" Stealing them blind! And *HE* gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!

by YK Woozie January 21, 2024

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Muggle Sick

When a chronically ill or disabled person falls sick with some sort of cold, flu, or virus that is not associated with their pre-existing condition/disability.

Mary isn’t coming today because she is muggle sick.

by DefiningDisability March 20, 2025

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Drone Sickness

As in, "suffers from"
A condition that affects conspiracy theorists. A tendency to feel sick or affected after even reading about someting conspiracy related. A product of a conspiratorial imagination.

Oh, yea, my uncle and aunt suffer from Drone Sickness. They read about those drone sightings and said they felt sick.

by Crowfriend December 19, 2024

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