morning alcoholic beverage consisting of whiskey, orange juice and green coloring. often enjoyed on March 18th with leftover whiskey from st. patrick's day.
by 188 Marcus Garvey April 24, 2014
Get the irish eyeopener mug.The act of ejactulating onto the anal rim of a female, followed by fisting the ass hole until the wrist touches the sphincter. The ring of brown and white upon ones wrist after withdrawal of the fist is an Irish Wrist Watch.
by Thebloodymary May 20, 2015
Get the Irish Wrist Watch mug.Patrick's funeral is today, I shaved my balls and got 25 year old whiskey for him. Can't wait to give him a proper Irish Wake Tea Bag.
by Justin The Almighty November 21, 2018
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Get the Irish Machinegun mug.A person who has all these races in them and generally lives in Wales. They have great difficulty going to pubs and tend to holiday in a cheap caravan across the British Isles.
Seamus Smith Scott (an Irish,English and Scottish man) "Oh i can't go to the pub! i always get in to trouble down the pub!"
by chugmeister of sicily June 19, 2010
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by NightPhoenix March 17, 2011
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This phrase pokes fun at Irish people because they stereotypically drink a lot of alcohol. Not only does the phrase sound as though it is being spoken by a drunk person, it includes the word "Irish."
This phrase pokes fun at Irish people because they stereotypically drink a lot of alcohol. Not only does the phrase sound as though it is being spoken by a drunk person, it includes the word "Irish."
by Kilroy/Was/Here October 3, 2007
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