by Dodgyisdave March 20, 2011
"I swear does Justin Bieber ever stop posting on Facebook. It's like he all he does in life is post memes and selfies."
Selena Gomez- " He's the definition of Internet guy. He just lives out his life on the Internet."
Selena Gomez- " He's the definition of Internet guy. He just lives out his life on the Internet."
by myer May 26, 2016
One who is paranoid when online and thinks that anyone could be a predator. Someone who is Internet Paranoid refuses to give out any information about themselves- not even a letter in their name. These are some of the most annoying people on the internet, so watch out for them.
Person 1: "Did you see that guy in the chat room earlier?"
Person 2: "Yeah, what was his name?"
Person 1: "I don't know. He is Internet Paranoid."
Person 2: "Yeah, what was his name?"
Person 1: "I don't know. He is Internet Paranoid."
by HoustonH December 11, 2010
When every day is your birthday so you can get 'e-love' and praise from your internet buddies. This can also be exploited in online games to earn items or prizes from people.
L33tCr0wn: OMG ITS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY, CAN I HAV SOME STUFF?
gullibleperson1: REALLY? You want this fo' free?
sensiblehuman07: Didn't you say it was your birthday last thursday?
L33tCr0wn:...
sensiblehuman07: Oh I get it. It's your internet birthday, right?
gullibleperson1: REALLY? You want this fo' free?
sensiblehuman07: Didn't you say it was your birthday last thursday?
L33tCr0wn:...
sensiblehuman07: Oh I get it. It's your internet birthday, right?
by AmericanoChicken February 06, 2011
When someone tries to impress others by quickly researching something on the internet and then proceeding to act as if they know the subject inside and out .
1)I recon you didn't become a salami specialist over night, what you're spewing is internet talk!
2) How do you know so much about engines when you don't even own a car? Are you trying to impress me with internet talk?
2) How do you know so much about engines when you don't even own a car? Are you trying to impress me with internet talk?
by Mr.BaddAss July 02, 2018
by Royster January 19, 2007
The thing possessed by every man who is pretending to be a woman on the internet. Can also be used in an insulting fashion.
Your internet ovaries are particularly large today.
Lady, get rid of the internet ovaries before we all die of fake.
Lady, get rid of the internet ovaries before we all die of fake.
by Drench39 November 30, 2009