im guy

someone misspelled saying "im gay" when typing

bro: lemme send u this pornhub video rq
me: nah im guy, remember
bro: oh yeahhhh u only came out a week ago
me: yeah send me any ghey pn you find

by devemporer October 29, 2023

Im 'Bout to get Started

To do horrible and I am absolutely horrible in a Super Smash Bros but the opponent on discord throws out an insult about your mother. Thus leading to you gaining plot armor and hitting the wildest combo finishing with a spike directly to the opponents face causing them to get sent into a spiral of losing by sheer intimidation alone. However, to do an "Im 'Bout to get Started" correctly one must say "Im 'Bout to get Started" out loud for God to hear and thus bless you with plot armor. For Newton's third law states that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. So one must have their mother insulted for the "Im 'Bout to get Started" clause to kick in. It is like a complex math equation. Im 'Bout to get Started can also work in person in certain circumstances however the previous criteria of a mother insult plus saying out loud "Im 'Bout to get Started" must be met.

Person A : You called my mom a what?!
Person B: A COW!
Person A: "Im 'Bout to get Started"

by golly_gee_awman_shucks_darn October 5, 2023

Im going to touch you

Tiktoks way of threatening to touch someone without their own agreement.

Guy 1 "Yo dude wyd?"
Guy 2 "Im going to touch you."
Guy 1 "What is wrong with you, you are such a weirdo dude, You need to stop it, This isnt even funny anymore."

by SwonglerMan September 4, 2024

im bored

when you're so bored that you search im bored in the urban dictionary.

"IM bored im gonna type up im bored in the urban dictionary"

by I’m.A.Bad.Ass February 16, 2022

im not gay

This is a sentence is used by people who are trying to tell other people that they are not gay, but they are gay. So if you say this people automatically going to assume that you like the same gender as you are.

Guys, guys, im not gay trust me. (He is gay)

by pseudonymanman December 19, 2023

Im 'Bout Chill

Essentially telling someone to "Calm Down"

William : "Im gonna murder you"
Chris : "William im 'bout chill"

by ifwnujabes May 19, 2025

im rats

when you're mad at someone and pissed at him

joey:im rats today
sahar:who are you rats at
joey: im rats at you

by notsahar May 30, 2016