Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road is a very old joke, The joke appeared during a 1847 of The Knickerbocker, Which is a New York monthly magazine

There are many types of the joke, such as:

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."

"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."

"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."

"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."

"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."

"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."

A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)

Here is an example:

Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."

Brook: "Spit it out dude."

Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."

Johnathan: ":("

by Detailed July 17, 2023

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Why you hating

Why you mad about what our name mean because your name has no meaning.
Hate is strong calm down

Your special in the eyes of your mother

Why you hating about other people means: Set a example to the young’s

Respect others

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Why is urban dictionary doing jokes

pov:you just want to know why urban dictionary isnt serious

WHO CARES!??????

this thing is funny tbh!! enjoy <33

oh and if u really wanna know: bc its made by alot of people..

urban dictionary likes jokes

Tom:mom why is urban dictionary doing jokes
Mom:because alot of people .. everyone controls it

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Why Am I still watching?

Because I want to watch the mutual views plead with you until they realize that ONLY VIOLENCE works on people like you and that NO AMOUNT OF IT IS ENOUGH.

Hym "Why am I still watching? Because I want to see the very first episode where you get what you deserve and I want to see it live. 'Hey gang, I regret to inform you that so-and-so was tragically taken from us.' And it can't happen soon enough."

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Why you in my phisical

A phrase said when two people are in an altercation and one of the two moves uncomfortably close to the other, and causes the other to shout, "Why you in my phisical?".

Douche: You hittin' on my girl, bro!?
Nerd: Dude, why you getting so close? Why you in my phisical? Get outta my phisical! I said get the fuck out of my shisical, motherfucker!!!
*Karate kicks douche in face, breaking jaw*

by Nutshotking January 20, 2013

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