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talking egg

A talking egg is someone who's got yolk for brains. Theybare idiots of nature and know-nothing's yet speak as if they know everything.
by Callieumm July 30, 2016
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Spring Egg

It is a bastardization of the word with the same definition: Easter Egg, which is defined as a painted or chocolate egg that has been hidden by the Easter Bunny. It is derived from the politically correct paranoia that has engulfed every essence that was the Christmas Season which is now the Winter Holiday Season and is often used by public figures and fanatical individuals who are too scared to offend anyone by saying Easter Egg. It is much more annoying because Easter Egg is also defined as a prize or hidden feature found in various visual media outlets, compelling people to use Spring Egg all year round.
Person 1: Dude, how many Easter Eggs did you find in Lost?
Person 2: BLASPHEMY! The Lost series does not have any Easter eggs, idiot! They have spring eggs!
Person 1: What?! Are you serious?! Referencing Easter Eggs in movies and games have no underlined religious implications!
Person 2: aserwernkubawr
Person 1: I did not understand what you just said. Oh that's right, you paranoid fanatica morons always have your heads up your asses.
by Franico March 27, 2010
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Dippy egg

A soft boiled egg. Placed in an egg cup. The top is cut off so that thin cut strips of buttered toast (called soldiers) can be dipped into the runny yolk.
by The Biggest Dave July 18, 2020
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Crimson Egg

A plot device so no single person can be blamed as the villain in the Dream SMP that grows questionable herbs.
by ICantMakeCreativeMemes February 9, 2021
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Egg Wallet

Demi was excited about her boyfriend, " oh man, I'm gonna get punched in the egg wallet by a sausage fist tonight"
by Bophed March 19, 2016
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saggy eggs

basically saggy eggs is someone who is very fat like someone from the hurst school whos tities are very saggy and long and she has a massive double chin and she cant go one day without eating food
saggy eggs' eggs are looking extra saggy
by BOOCH LOVE ME March 14, 2019
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Buzzard Eggs

Colloquial term making reference to womens breast's, closely resembling the sound of the word bosoms.
Sitting in the church yesterday and couldn't even concentrate cause all them women dressed skimpy, buzzard eggs hanging out everywhere.
by ricohvius December 20, 2010
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