Egg Patrol

the act of patrolling your house for potential eggers

Holy shit we're getting egged! Son! Get on egg patrol RIGHT now!!

Mom I'm going out tonight.. no youre not, you're on egg patrol

by Jamesdamico June 5, 2017

egg salad

If eggs are within a body cavity, get smashed and expelled, the eggs come out looking like egg salad. Usually involved in novelty pornography.

"I was watching that porno and those eggs came out like egg salad."

by Julactus February 11, 2017

talking egg

A talking egg is someone who's got yolk for brains. Theybare idiots of nature and know-nothing's yet speak as if they know everything.

Donald trump is a talking egg.

by Callieumm July 30, 2016

dipping eggs

The dankest fucking kind of eggs in the world. i.e. over easy eggs

My grandma used to make the dopest dipping eggs in the world.

by Vallers January 21, 2018

Ghetto Eggs

when nigga makes eggs with milk in the microwave

Ex. Nigga Eian what are you making some ghetto eggs

by Ratchetpost April 9, 2020

Dippy egg

A soft boiled egg. Placed in an egg cup. The top is cut off so that thin cut strips of buttered toast (called soldiers) can be dipped into the runny yolk.

I fancy a dippy egg and soldiers for breakfast

by The Biggest Dave July 18, 2020

swag egg

the coolest discord admin you could come across, generally the most swag person you could come across online

wow swag egg is the best mod ever!! :D

by swag egg August 5, 2020