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David

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David

David is a dream daddy
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David Cameroned

When something got so hard it's all they can think about for two years but you go and chill on a beach in another country.
My friend got David Cameroned by her ex boyfriend last year and still talks about it the whole time, I swear if he wasn't in Costa Rica right now I'd break his fucking legs.

I heard Guardiola just David Cameroned Man City fingers crossed they'll get over it quickly.
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David morrison

a david is a good guy but a david morrison is a snake
i thought he was a david but it turns out hes a david morrison
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david

big,round,stays in the bathroom for years.
"oh god do you hear that?"
"is that an earthquake??"
"never mind its just david."
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Davian Moore

He is a cute looking guy that every girl talk to him for a week fall in love he has a fat cock and down to fuck anytime
Davian Moore is a very cute and mean person.
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David

David’s are usually the funniest in the room and can make anyone laugh, always walks in the room confident and unbothered as he is complemented often and knows what he’s got to offer so stay out of his way. The attitude is second nature to him so watch out, and don’t take his sarcasm seriously he will joke about anything and everything. He is always dressed to impress and is very kind. If you know a David you will remember him forever, You should feel lucky and hold them close to your heart, their aren’t many like him.
:Omg he is so funny, what’s his name again?
— That’s David
by Dav012 July 26, 2019
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