It's a free country

The greatest excuse known to man.

Karen: "P-Please stop beating my child with a baseball bat!"
Sigma male: "It's a free country, I can do whatever I want!"

by headshotcraft June 05, 2022

Breathing. AROUND. CoUnTrIeS. Hastily. UNDER. TORMENT.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscess.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Breathing. AROUND. CoUnTrIeS. Hastily. UNDER. TORMENT.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

country cow

A fine blend of processed cheese

Don’t put that country cow on yer toast

by Marcus wang December 11, 2018

country salute

to punch someone in the mouth

He saw jimmy at the bar and game 'em the ole country salute.

by city-slicker October 10, 2023