K.K. Clue

An absolute CHAD, who creates amazing mods for Animal Crossing and hates Triko.

K.K. Clue is best boy

by Abababababbabababa October 31, 2020

Walking closet

The act of wearing an inappropriate amount of clothes in layers.

1. "Did you see all the shirts that Jane is wearing?"

"Yeah, she's a walking closet."

2. "It's so cold out today I'm dressing like a walking closet."

by danijd June 4, 2013

close the book

IN BRIEF: Ask for a divorce or an ending to a relationship; See end the book.

Sometimes two people are not on the same page to a point where he/she is turning too many more pages than him/her to where he/she wants to close the book.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 31, 2009

Closeline Laugh

Closeline laughing occurs when you start laughing hysterically in a high pitched tone and then randomly dropping a couple octaves (think squirrel laugh to lumberjack laugh in a matter of seconds!). The promiscuous lady, from The Notebook, does this after watching street lights change, like the adventurous southern girl she is.

Jane ran merrily along giggling, until she ran into a low tree branch, causing her to closeline laugh and lose all her friends for sounding like a dike.

by HappyF$&!ingGilmore September 1, 2012

close female friend

Close female friends who share a bed and both of their husbands probably died of “The plage”
Tragic really :(

I heard that Sarah and her close female friend Beth are going to a lake this weekend.

by Sapphic Oak July 8, 2022

Mantua Closet Monster

when in a drunken stupor, you piss/shit in the closet.

"Why the hell are my shirts wet? Oh, God, the SMELL! Who the fuck let loose the Mantua Closet Monster?"

by lil ralphie February 4, 2010

Stevens Stinkin' Supremacy Clause

An act of dominance by one party against another. The two (or more) people elect a decision maker. The decision maker then decides what objects to insert in the other's rectum. If the weak party objects, the dominant quickly provides a back handed slap and must shout, "You elected me! I know whats best! Take it!"

Iggy instantly regretted electing Nancy the dominant party as she invoked Stevens Stinkin' Supremacy Clause powers and began furiously attempting to jam a pirate shaped salt shaker in his rectum.

by Slaughterhouse April 22, 2007