Closet Case Freek

Girls that appear to be smart and innocent but in reality are not afraid of gettin down and dirty.

-"What do you think about Michelle?I think she wants me bro"
-"No way man. She's way to innocent for that shit."
-"Nah bro. That chick is defenitly a closet case freek"

by D Crinc August 11, 2008

Closet Thug

A hockey player who pretends they would never do anything worthy of getting a penalty, but interferes with players especially the goalie when the ref isn't looking.

the whole detroit red wings team are closet thugs

by mrs. schenn April 11, 2010

closet-negmo

a black kid who doesn't dress like an emo but does listen to emo music and may cut themselves

You see that dude over there he a closet-negmo. Bet you right now he's over there listening to some MCR.

by xx-AmthystSerenade-xx April 14, 2010

closet chaser

Someone who chases men or women behind their partner's back, and who has a rep of being a great person that can do no wrong.

Marty is such a closet chaser. His wife is so gorgeous, but he still chases other women to inflate his ego.

No way, man!

Yep, he's a closet chaser, a real hypocrite.

by bad mama February 23, 2011

Closet hopping

When a girl dresses up in Lingerie and jumps out of their closest guy friends's closet and gets down and dirty...sort of..she kind of teases them by just BEING there.. you're not suposed to...get down....(since im the 13 year old who made it up)If guys can do it too, but it'd be weird...cuz this was meant for girls y'kno

When i get older im going to go closet hopping to my friends's houses...Hopefully im not raped in this process!

by TheClosetHopperBonnie June 23, 2011

cloister kitten

A college co-ed who drinks at night and lays in bed/couch during the daylight hours venturing only from her cloister to receive delivery pizza, natty ice and a new box of condoms. She will eat, drink and fuck in her cloister until it is dark and time to go out again.

CK- "wow, I feel like I don't get out in the daylight anymore"
You- "Yeah, thats because you are a cloister kitten"

or

"Julie is a total cloister kitten"

by kitten2005 March 29, 2012

closet pussy

Someone who externally acts likes a badass and tough as hell and isn't afraid of anything but you catch them off guard and they are scared or scream.

My girlfriend is a tough brod or at least I thought until I came home late at night from work and came into the room when she was asleep and she screamed. I called her a closet pussy.We both laughed.

by Ladykillshot95 December 14, 2015