Speed bump

Kid who got hit by a car 5 feet from his house on a 2 lane road.

"I seen some crazy shit today kid got turned into a speed bump"

by Alcohol n juuls August 12, 2018

bump

a lump on a person's skull, formerly thought to indicate a particular mental faculty.

In the bygone days of phrenology, feeling a pronounced bump on someone's head might lead you to believe they possessed a strong mathematical aptitude.

by Arminkshipper July 23, 2024

bump

acronym flipped upside down used on wallpaper threads meaning "Put Up Walls Bitch"

(after someone posts a comment without a wallpaper)
bump or leave!

by sh0ck3r69 November 30, 2010

Bumped

Going to pick up money after a job is completend , yet never actually collecting due too many sob stories that always happen when you need to pay actual money

"Went to Dave for that green and guess what?
BUMPED!!!!!!

by Stilloriginaligloo October 28, 2020

bumping one off

The act of touching oneself in private places to excite in an effort to achieve climax, or to orgasm. The act is completed when one achieves their orgasm.
Also known as the action of masturbating.

It can be used to describe the process concerning either gender.

Example 1:

Jill: Ew did Tim just bump one off in your bathroom?

Beth: Yeah I think he did - don't go in there.


Example 2:

Guy outside bathroom: Are you done in there? I need to use the bathroom.

Guy in bathroom: Leave me alone, I'm bumping one off!

by FalconFlight April 22, 2009

Bump Down

In Dallas Texas slang, it essentially means "lets fight"

Aye bruh stop talking and bump down

by acarguythathelpsotherguys January 28, 2024

bourbon bump

when a homeless dude comes up to on bourbon street trying to sell you cocaine and you ‘test’ a bump in a bathroom then bolt

Yeah, we managed to do 3 bourbon bumps last night.

by cmcosmic June 16, 2023