Balkan Breakfast

When those TikTok assholes thinks they're doing it right

Asshole 1 : Look guys! I'm eating Balkan Breakfast!
Some random dude in the comments : stfu that ain't the Balkan Breakfast you absolute foolish nigga

by shiiishkebab December 8, 2024

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Biggie Breakfast

Also known as the Biggie Smalls Breakfast. A T-Bone steak, with a side of Cheese Eggs, and a glass of Grape Juice. All grape juices qualify, but Welch's Grape juice is preferred. Known for being enjoyed by the Notorious Biggie Smalls. Not necessarily eaten for breakfast.

Me and that girl from the club were on the way to the 'telly, but we was hungry, so we stopped by this nice restaurant and I got me a Biggie Breakfast.

by Izzy Smalls June 13, 2025

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Filipino breakfast

Derived from many expats who have spent time in the Philippines, it is defined as “a blowie and a nap”.

It would be great to end Father’s Day with a Filipino breakfast.

by KindOfaBigDeal6969 June 17, 2025

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Rainy Day Breakfast

A sexual act where a woman sucks the semen out of your erect penis while she is peeing into the toilet.

I gave my girlfriend a rainy day breakfast this morning.

by Patient420 June 19, 2025

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Breakfast Boy

An unmotivated, unreliable idiot who can barely get breakfast each day. You can't figure out if he's lazy, stupid, or just retarded.

"I had to fire that Breakfast Boy because he didn't get the job done"

by Buckmopflop June 24, 2025

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whipped cream on waffles for breakfast

When your friend tries to get an embarrassing photo so you trick them

Tony: send me that picture of you Neil, or else I’ll share a text thread between you and Kay!
Neil: uh oh! better not be the text about the whipped cream…
Kay: it’s about whipped cream on waffles for breakfast

by TonyTroller69 June 27, 2025

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