Matt's Brownie Brittle

When your partner wants aggressive anal play but doesn't like lube so their ass is super chapped.

Yo my girl had some real Matt's Brownie Brittle after sex last night.

by Uppies January 09, 2024

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Matt Rates

Achieving rates approximately twice as common as advertised.

I was getting drops at Matt Rates while bossing today.

by Dry Gamer August 04, 2022

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Matt Cameron

Someone who gets drunk easily and is prone to alcohol-induced vomiting. This can occur after as much as half a pint of beer, and is usually accompanied by strong denial of their condition. Few people will admit to being a Matt Cameron.

Did you see James at the party last night? He was almost as bad as Matt Cameron.

I Matt Cameroned all over the floor this morning.

Oh no I can't have another beer or else I will Matt Cameron all over the table

by MatthewCameron January 12, 2018

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Matt Swift

The best LSA ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matt Swift is the best!

by qasdfgbnsasdcvb nbfdenm n June 28, 2022

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Matt Donovan

Omg I swear he rose from the 7th layer of hell. HOW MANY TIMES DOES HE HAVE TO DIE TO ACTUALLY BE DEAD?!

Matt: yOu'rE a VaMpIrE sTeFaN aNd YoU sToLe mY eLeNa
Stefan:..........................................................its okay, I forgive you

Matt Donovan everybody....

by LearnyourABC'S February 16, 2024

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