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Belmont Transfer

1. When a man moves from the front door of a lady having her period (red) to said lady's backdoor porch area (brown) and back again (purple).

Based on Chicago's sexy and efficient train system. Similarly named moves are found in Boston and New York.

2. A long-form improv style characterized by moving quickly from one story arc to another and back again. See Chicago improv group "The Belmont Transfer."
"Hey, you comin' to see the Belmont Transfer tonight perform at the Playground?"

"Sorry bro, I'll be movin' from brown to red with Lacy all night long. It's our anniversary."
by Beezus Jeezus April 10, 2009
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transgender

The state of identifying as a gender that does not match up with the one you were assigned at birth.
Being intersex is not the same as being transgender, but transgender people can be intersex. "Transgender" is an adjective.
A: Wait, so he isn't male?
B: No. She was assigned male at birth, but she came out as female. She's transgendered.
C: No no, I think you mean "She's transgender".
by 09876508djsk March 2, 2017
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arabic translator

Jon Stewart, on the January 17, 2005 episode of The Daily Show:

Although to be fair, an army spokesman says the firings were brought about not by bigotry, but by a simple misunderstanding, when the general asked his secretary to give him an arabic translator -- not realizing that in sex parlance, an arabic translator is a cleveland steamer crossed with an inverted rusty trombone.
Suffice to say, there was quite a mess in the officer's mess hall that day! I can't believe it...
by the daily toad January 20, 2005
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Continuim Transfunctioner

(this is the proper spelling)
1. A very mysterious & powerful device whose mystery is exceded only by its power
2. The missing object of attraction by many in a movie titled "Dude, Where's My Car?"
Have you seen the Continuim Transfunctioner!?
by Dave Buckland October 24, 2006
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transexual

a human being whose gender identity differs from her/his genetic sex...male to female (M2F) or female to male (F2M)...s/he may have gone through gender/sex reassignment surgery (post-op) or not yet (pre-op) or never (non-op)...

not to be confused with: intersexed - one born with mixed or ambiguous genetics; crossdresser or transvestite - one who dresses in the attire of the opposite sex, for males anything from panties or stockings to dresses and makeup; drag queen or drag/king - one who performs in attire of the opposite sex, usually a gay male or female entertainer...

transgender is simply an umbrella term for all of the above...the vast majority are crossdressers...NOT transexuals...wearing a dress, however pretty, does NOT mean that a guy is a transexual...and transexuals can be straight, gay or bi...

i can't believe the crap that's been written here about transexuals...it's all about gender identity and NOT just expression...
me...technically, i'm a M2F transexual, but i prefer to be known as a "transgedered woman"...since it's about gender identity and not sex...and i'm straight...i only date men...

think about that...if i dated women i'd be a "trans-lesbian"...
by SHExplains June 4, 2010
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transage

Someone with an age identity that differs from their chronological age.

Transage people can be of any age and are not all younger than their chrono age. Transage people may also fluctuate between ages, be multiple ages or be no specific age.

Common experiences related to being transage include plurality, neurodivergence, trauma, age regression and age dysphoria. Not all transage people experience all or any of these specific things. The only requirement to be transage is to feel a sincere incongruence between your age identity and your chronological age.

Transage is NOT a term used to justify the abuse of children. The term has never been used this way by real transage people. In fact, many transage children (older to younger) believe they cannot consent, just like a chrono child can't.

Transage is not transphobic, it has nothing to do with transgender, although some transage people also happen to be transgender. They are two separate identities with their separate dysphorias, and transage people aren't seeking to be a part of LGBTQ+.

Transage people just want their identities to be understood and respected. They seek acceptance in living their lives freely as themselves.
I'm transage and I'm 11 years old, and I suffer from very severe age dysphoria, particularly about my height, shoulders, bone structure, hips, body hair, and voice. If there was a magic button to transform me into a physical 11 year old I would press it no matter the consequences or risks involved.
by apocalypseprincess April 13, 2023
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TransientWoodHooker

You know when you go out camping with your friends and a random women shows up? She starts drinking your beer and starts hopping tents between your friends. And in the morning she doesnt even exist?

This is a transient wood hooker.
That women is a TransientWoodHooker.
by TransientWoodHooker May 24, 2014
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