Soft as a jelly donut

Its used to illustrate how utterly soft and ineffectual someone is. It's usually used as an insult.

Christian Laettner acted like he was the second coming of Wilt Chamberlain, but in actuality he was as soft as a jelly donut.

by JoeyPencils January 8, 2024

Dunkin Donuts

When you cum in a girls mouth and dunk your balls in there and make her lick it off

Bro my girl let me perform Dunkin Donuts last night

by Dunkindonutfan69 December 18, 2021

donut break

What the cops do between 8:am and 6:pm.
They eat donuts and drink cheap coffee in theire car.

Dude 1 : "Come on let's go rob the bank!"

Dude 2 : "I dunno man, with the cops around..."

Dude 1 : "It's cool, they're and theire donut break!"

by alans056 August 19, 2008

Donut Kiss

When you're eating someones ass and they clench on your lips and or tongue.

Bro, I was eating Lindsay's ass last. Ifht and she gave me a donut kiss.

by JoesefOfFucchands April 23, 2020

shitty donuts

a term when you like to fuck yourself and no one else

i really wanna shitty donuts

by Fuckingfuckfucker October 12, 2016

Slim Donut

Something someone can only do in the dream world without knowing it. (Can only be picked up by a roommate or someone listening in). Literal translation: Eating to donuts to lose weight rather than gain.

*Fast talking* "I've only tried a Slim Donut once!"

by Keepongo October 28, 2011

Boston Cream Donut

The act of getting double penetrated in the nostrils, and having your nasal cavity filled with semen.

Hey Brayden, did you get a Boston cream donut cause I noticed your nose was dripping cream

by Leapstone November 11, 2024