why not wednesday

an excuse to get drunk, go out, and simply do things that you wouldn’t usually do during the week

“Are you going out tonight?” “Hell yeah, it’s why not Wednesday”

by urlocalgal October 24, 2023

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The beeg why see depertment

Mark works at the big y say hello for a huzzah

Yea I work at the beeg why see depertment
You should stop bye and geet a lobstehr

by wicotine June 24, 2021

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Why do I like cloud so much?

A phrase mostly said by a good friend of mine that has a crush on someone who’s code name is “cloud”

Why do I like cloud so much?
I don’t know
But their so nice…

by carranza6520 May 3, 2022

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road is a very old joke, The joke appeared during a 1847 of The Knickerbocker, Which is a New York monthly magazine

There are many types of the joke, such as:

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."

"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."

"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."

"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."

"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."

"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."

A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)

Here is an example:

Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."

Brook: "Spit it out dude."

Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."

Johnathan: ":("

by Detailed July 16, 2023

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