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Triple J jump

Triple J jump ; Triple is a Nationwide radio station in Australia. They had the idea, if all there listeners JUMP in unison, it should trigger the richter scale.
The Triple J jump was huge, richter scale measures ranged Australia wide. Triple J is Australian Government Funded.
by Bryn Benn April 11, 2020
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Tuck jump

The initial forward progress taking towards having your penis cut off.
I had been considering changing my gender to become a female, for a long time. But I finally went forward and made the tuck jump.
by Red jiggy January 8, 2019
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Jump-Thrust

A term my friend coined in which you jump when you thrust that cooch, increasing sexual pleasure ten-fold
My friend coined jump-thrusting, and I tried it with my girl.
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Stream jumps

Term given to spatial gaps within a continuous stream.
"Wow somehow I hit the stream with those ridiculous stream jumps"
by wiwit October 23, 2019
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Truck stunt jump

A stunt jump performed in a truck carrying a trailer
Whoa! That was a truck stunt jump!
by Pat1225 August 23, 2018
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Hoop jumping

That's just a bunch of arbitrary hooping jumping.

Hym "Really. It's like you're all in your little lanes jumping through your arbitrary hoops and I'm just meandering around the gymnasium and now you're shouting at me to get back in my lane as through the teacher is going to come back and yell at all of us. You couldn't stand to see someone not use them because you know they don't need to be there and think 'If I didn't have to use the hoops I'd have a better outcome' but by using my thing you acknowledge I would have done just fine anyway if nobody had the hoops. They just don't need to be there. It comes in the form of a definition but the movie isn't just something he thought up one day it's based on my critique of societies apathy towards people who are churned out by bureaucracy and employment (or did I 'drop a gun in front of children' in a place where small dicks and big dicks and erotica and conspiracy theories and naming your friends and non-celebrities reign supreme and violate a boundry that is superordinate to all other rule breaking?) And you can say 'Well, it's an appalling take. He didn't have to kill those people... He could have... Um... BECOME HOMELESS and, therefore, rendered moot (There are already a lot of those and, like violence, homeless and the threat of homelessness is used as a form of social control which is why nothing ever happens about EITHER)'
But how is it any more appalling than 'A curated meritocracy where YOUR (and not necessarily anyone elses) kids always win and YOU approve of everyone who "succeeds" (fucks your daughter)'? We all have to validate your parenting pseudo-deity fetish 'Because muh babies!' It's sick. And it's pretend. Pretend world! Remember that? Pretend world? That's an oldy and a goody. Pretend world... 😮 💨 Good times 😁 But yeah that's all just a bunch of hoop jumping you want people to have to do."
by Hym Iam February 20, 2023
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Extreme Bungee Jumping

When you use 75m of anal beads instead of the bungee cord. You jump off and to slowdown you have to clench your butthole.
After dinner with her parents I went extreme bungee jumping and I had a prolapsed asshole. I shouldn’t have had the lasagna.
by walkerrrrr10 February 19, 2020
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