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Alzdriver's disease

Old-timers so befuddled while driving they forget where they're going and where they came from. Usually go 10 miles per hour below speed limit looking for familiar surroundings which they wouldn't recognize anyway.
Why is that old fart driving so frickin' slow? Yep, Alzdriver's disease.
by Wordclown January 3, 2014
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Nomm nomm disease

I have a bad case of nomm nomm disease and am overweight.
by Kuehlstein May 30, 2018
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Boat launch disease(BLD)

It starts off as a small case of lamenigga-itis , and eventually(if untreated) can and will turn into a number of serious health complications such as: bum bumps, fentanyl addiction, scabies, dizziness upon standing, sudden weakness, super fever, severe picking, white shit in the corner of the mouth, empty pockets at all times, sudden death.

It is very contagious.
That bitch gave me boat launch disease(bld)
by TBSieLee November 13, 2023
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Visourious Disease

1. A nervous system disorder that involves uncontrollably and repetitively saying ñaahaplaying ("nahimsaying" really fast). Those diagnosed with visourious disease tend to say the term "ñahhaplaying" after every sentence or at any random time. It is a highly contagious disease that was founded in Miami, FL in 2018. Doctors and specialist have yet to find a cure but some researchers are leaning towards the theory that you can "unmilk" it out of your system.
-"Yo are you down to go to the tree and smoke crack? ÑAAHAPLAYING"
-Visourious disease has been compared to Tourette's due to the similar symptoms according to extensive research from the Harvard Medical Campus.
by anakardashian July 22, 2018
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smackintosh disease

when your a fucking melt
oh he’s defo got smackintosh disease
by ajtrappy November 1, 2022
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Pee Neck Disease

A disease where your neck slowly turns into urine.
It is very dangerous and has a 100% fatality rate.
"Dude, I think I have Pee Neck Disease!"
"You're going to die, haha!"
by Joseph V. Stalin December 16, 2020
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Bullshata Disease

A squishy yellow ball of poo that can fit in your small pocket sized microwave
It’s a disease when you don’t wipe your bum bum good enough and then you get Bullshata disease
by Loo loo lemons April 15, 2020
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