Kawaii Potato

A person who is very cute, but will never be in a relationship.

Dan: Do you think I could get a date?
Tom: No! You're a damn kawaii potato.

by Dictionary9090909090909 May 15, 2016

potato pie

eating out someones but hole

he likes eating potato pies

by Anonymous March 12, 2003

Hot Potato

Passing a puck or ball around at a frantic pace.

Wow that team is soo frantic.

they are passing it around like a hot potato

by De Knegt September 19, 2009

Hot Potatoes

Some one who thinks they are the shit or has excessive 'swag'

Did you see NyNy walking around today like shes the shit?
Yea, she must think shes Hot Potatoes!

by RocKrenz July 7, 2011

butt potato

when your crap is the size of a potato

DAMN GIRL YOU GOT ONE HELL OF A BUTT POTATO!

by calvinwilliambailey April 2, 2011

Potatoe Boy

Very smelly, very ugly landon boy whos head resembles a large potatoe. He also smells like a sack of very oniony potatoes. Beware the stentch.

New Girl: hey are there any hot guys at landon?
Other girl: Hell no, they have potatoe boy! get to close to the school and youll smell him

by Tells it like it is January 9, 2005

potato samurai

a legendary samurai reincarnation, born in the 20th century, the potato samurai has uncanny skills which include but are not limitted to being able to hit any potato, anywhere, at any speed, and splatter it. it is alleged that the potato samurai has riden on top of busses, jumped from multiple story buildings, and stuck a chilli on his own eye. the pubic hair of the potato samurai is his most formidable defence, no waxing strip can remove it.the potato samurai is believed to have been born to a german family in australia but they realized they had birthed the chosen one when he came out with slanty eyes.

"hurry up and mash the potato mum, or ill get the potato samurai to do it"

adam: "do you want sand in your pocket!"
andrew: ""i'll get the potato samurai onto you"
adam: "here is my wallet".

by potato samurai October 19, 2009