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Golden Eye

The act of appearing sober in front of cops/parents/employers in order to avoid getting arrested/grounded/fired. Normally said by a less drunk friend to the more drunk friend to avoid the aforementioned consequences.
Drunk Friend #1: *stumbling around* Hey! Hey! You on the horse! Why dont you.... *continues mumbling incoherently*

Less Drunk Friend #2: Cory! Those are cops! I'm going to need you to golden eye for me buddy

Drunk Friend #1: Top of the evening to you gentlemen, beautiful night for a walk if I do say so myself.

Less Drunk Friend #2: Very nice.
by j2themfk December 1, 2011
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Golden Rule

He had many things to pay for and he had screwed over his friends but he was still loved. why? because he abides by the golden rule.
by advent_23 November 22, 2010
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golden retriever

Another word for a gold digger. A girl that is only with a man because she wants his money; shell spend it on jewelery, clothes, psa treatments, etc. Once he goes broke she'll go for another man that is rich or just plain financialy stable.
"She's a golden retriever
Retrieves your oldest coin
Leads you blindly down every dark alley
Then she'll bleed you dry."

- Super Furry Animals
by Sean E Sean July 22, 2010
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Golden Eye

Peeing in a sex partners brown eye (butthole).
How would you like to turn that brown eye into a golden eye?
by Braprider August 26, 2006
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golden nugget

During sex, the man craps in the woman's mouth and then urinates into the mouth. Hence, the golden nugget.
After banging my bitch, i pulled out, told her to open her mouth, squeezed out a nugget and then turned around and pissed, creating the golden nugget.
by jd mcnugent February 10, 2007
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golden ticket

The ultimate gift a certain nurb will give you if you are extremely lucky, the golden ticket is used to gain access to Mandyland the ideal fantasy.
Nurb: "Danza, you did not receive the golden ticket! Get out of Mandyland you fool!!!"

Danza: "But I forgot my golf clubs at Mulligans? What am I supposed to do??"
by kimbolesbo1 August 25, 2010
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golden nuggets

something you can call and overweight golden retriever. little balled up gold balls.
sues dog calypso is such a golden nugget

benjis golden nuggets are amazing
by lipson October 8, 2008
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