Square

A person who doesn't get girls, likes the play computer games, drinks Smirnoff ice, and respects women's rights

You threw up over 6 shots of Smirnoff you fucking square

by Quack May 27, 2015

Carpet Square Arena

An area inside a home, usually a living room, where individuals hash out their differences by means of physical techniques not commonly allowed if parents were home. Derived from the Indianapolis area where WWF used to have live events named Market Square Arena.

Kid 1: Stop taking things from my room!

Kid 2: Make me!

Kid 1: I'll take you to CARPET SQUARE ARENA

House gets destroyed.

by Marshall Mattrz September 13, 2021

Square

Someone who’s personality it boring and bland

Bro James is a FKIN square

by KenTheZen September 4, 2022

squares

stolen or taken credit/debit card used for laundering

"ayo pussy ,run me your shit before u get cheffed" the definition of squares

by ur mums dads crocodile February 20, 2023

Squares

Another word for cheese slices. Much easier for dogs to understand because it's shorter than "cheese slices."

Do you want some squares, Mitten? Mitten loves squares!

by Outpat October 22, 2017

Square

(1) Unexciting, unadventurous, mainstream or dull. Generally used in describing a person with such attributes or who plays it safe. Historically, derived from a person whose goal in life is to have three "squares" a day (see definition (3) below), a roof over his head, a respectable job, a house, 2.5 kids, etc. Became a hip/popular expression of derision of the mainstream in the beat generation.

“Simmy is a square”

by Lewballs February 22, 2024

No-No Square

Invented by Juicy in VRChat; A square area on the body (torso and crotch regions) that is a no-no to touch. Don’t disrespect the no-no square.

“No no, don’t touch me there, this is my no-no square."

by Emilyanddazit September 24, 2020