kevlar flat smack

To smack a soldier on the ass with a nice piece of fresh kevlar

Hello fellow soldier care to give me a kevlar flat smack?
Why yes fellow soldier i would love to flat smack that ass with some kevlar
*proceeds to smack that sweet ass*
*gay buttsex proceeds with the soldiers ripened ass receiving some bomb ass dick*

by Devin the pedophile April 27, 2017

jizzer smack

Busting in the girls face in the shape of Zorro's Z then smacking her in the face with your dick.

Dude I jizzer smacked that bitch at billy's party last night.

by Jerry McDickerdoodle October 9, 2009

smack gland

To smack glands: verb, to force female and male sex organs collide.

I like to smack glands all night.

by Rootie tootie December 14, 2008

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 19, 2025

i Will SMack YOur BAck THrough THe Eric Winter

i Will SMack YOur BAck THrough THe Eric Winter

i Will SMack YOur BAck THrough THe Eric Winter

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

Smack YOur Back In THe Back Of THe Catholicized Motorbus

Smack YOur Back In THe Back Of THe Catholicized Motorbus

Smack YOur Back In THe Back Of THe Catholicized Motorbus

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025

Smack Chloe day

In November you can smack anyone called Chloe emmerson every day

Ooh it’s smack Chloe day

by Ur mum haha November 3, 2019