Salty Platypus

When thou pussy is being tossed, the fupa tastes like raw chicken.

Wow John, I can't believe you got all of my salty platypus in your mouth.

by Pepper Daddy July 15, 2019

Salty

Someone who is very experienced in his/her job field

Wow! It's weird how that salty ass lcpl has more ribbons then those boot corporals

by Pog April 22, 2017

Salty

Me

Wow, stop being so salty my guy

by Haunter10j January 21, 2018

salty butthole

Someone who is being salty but also an asshole. Instead of calling them one thing, call them both.

Steve was being such a salty butthole yesterday.

by skettiandbutter October 8, 2015

Salty Gary

The Salty Gary is when you let the cum dry up and then snort it like cocaine.

I still can't believe she performed a Salty Gary on me last night. That stripper was worth ALL the money.

by Aylig July 18, 2022

Salty

How Jake Paul felt when he was roasted by Logan Paul.

I think you kinda salty cos I'm the favourite son.

by The boy that is a boy March 18, 2018

Salty

When someone get upset over the tiniest things

Guy 1- She got so salty when she didn’t win on kahoot.

by Madkahootloser November 22, 2019