Purple Rug

The purple rug is a reference to the fanfiction Unbelievers by isthatyoularry

A: Omg the purple rug scene in Unbelievers was so good.
B: Yes

by Zay (they/them) July 22, 2022

PURPLE POD

A severely bruised scrotum.

I played social soccer on the weekend and the fullback kicked me right in the sack and I've woken up with a Purple Pod.

by Suck a Fkwit August 28, 2022

Purple swamp hen

When a male puts multiple elastic bands around he's love muscle causing it to go purple before inserting it into there partners balloon knot whilst irrigation water is leaking out.

Got Karen with the old purple swamp hen other day when she trying out a home colon cleanse kit.

by Wood in stink tounge in pink September 9, 2022

purple chunky coke dope

Purple heroin/fentanyl chunks with cocaine added for an extra rush

tyrone: i just injected purple chunky coke dope

justin: fascinating

by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022

Purple pickle up in the wind

A phrase that Ski mask the slump god uses to relate to his purple penis in the wind and bragging that he has the confidence to wip it out in the wind

She wants to see my purple pickle up in the wind

by Niguigi December 1, 2022

Purple Hand Gang

From the horrid Henry TV show the best kids tv show in britan rude Ralph horrid henry sour Susan and more of the charecter are in this suspected gang

In the tv show one of the lines is

“Oi henry perfect peter is trying to cancel the purple hand gang!!”

by Ibrahim minaj December 10, 2022

purple balloon knot

A tight, centrifugal pulling together of anal glands, in other words, a nest of purple, veiny haemorrhoids.

Kobus went to the proctologist for his annual anal check up, when he bent over the examination table, the Proctologist gasped with astonishment: “Wow, Kobus, what a wonderful, purple balloon knot you have.”

by Hog hog January 1, 2023